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This shitty orange-haired hussy won't leave me alone!

WOULD SOMEONE CALL HER OFF ALREADY??!?

No, Luffy-chan, I haven't made anything unusual lately! Why, would you like me to make something for you? Oh, you haven't had your mid-afternoon snack yet... I have an entire ham in the freezer, how about I cook that up for you? With a brown sugar glaze!

Wow, that's... extremely nice of you, Sanji! But how about instead, you answer a few questions for me?

...........You're saying no to food?

....oh, no! No, I love your cooking, Sanji! It's really delicious! I just meant, um, questions first? And then food? Wouldn't that be... awesome?

Oh. Oh yes. Good! You worried me, Luffy-chan! Of course, you can ask me anything you like! I'll wear my heart on my sleeve for you and answer anything you want~

Great! I just wanted to know if you thought anyone was acting weird, lately? Maybe on our ship? Or on another ship?

Well. Tamaki's wearing glasses! Not that that's weird, but they're different than usual even though they looked really good. And your grandfather seems overly concerned for no reason - you should call him on the den den mushi, I think he misses you and Ace-san! I hate thinking of him being all alone like that, without his family.

................

You're right, I'll definitely give him a call!

But don't you think... like Nami, for example. Does she usually act like this?

Ugh, Nami. That stupid bitch. When is she going to learn that I have a BOYFRIEND. I'm not interested in her! Geez.

Sanji, this may sound weird, but do you remember ever being interested in Nami at all?

..........................No. Ew. EW! Luffy-chan, why would you even say something like that?? I mean. She's a GIRL.

Not even a little? Like haven't you ever made her a special cocktail, or something like that?

Why would I ever make that money hoarder something special? I save those for my Zoro-chan. And you and the other guys. Speaking of, would you like one? Are you hungry yet??

Ah, yes! I'd love one, thank you! But... you know what else would make me really happy, Sanji?

I'LL BRING ONE TO YOU RIGHT AWAY, LUFFY-CHWAAAAN~!!!

What would make you happy? Just let me know, I'll do anything!

Well I understand this'll be hard for you, Sanji, but I'd really appreciate it if you could be nicer to Nami.

......But she's trying to steal me away from the love of my life!

Well, not that she isn't, could you at least be civil? That'd make me feel a lot better, Sanji!

Hm... If it's for you, I guess I could try!

Thank you, Sanji. The food was wonderful, by the way.

You should eat more. I feel like I didn't cook enough. Want a steak or something?

Of... course I would, Sanji! Thanks so much.

No problem, Luffy-chan!! I'll make something extra special for your dessert, too!

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