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[serving_love]

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There's something wrong with the oven.

......And the cook top.


ETA: AND the microwave.

ETA: 2 ...And the cappuccino machine.

ETA: 3 ......And the BLENDER.

ETA: 4 AND EVERYTHING. Who the fucking hell messed with my goddamn kitchen??!?!

Comments

[pirate-beau.livejournal.com]

ANIKI!!!!!!!!!!!!

[serving-love.livejournal.com]

TAMAKI. I'm gonna have to borrow your guys' kitchen to make dinner, I don't know WHAT the hell is going on with ours!

[serving-love.livejournal.com]

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What the hell is that icon?

[pinzutimebomb.livejournal.com]

I promise I haven't been in your kitchen Mr. Sanji!! I keep breaking things but I haven't left the submarine!

[serving-love.livejournal.com]

...Ipin-chan, I didn't think it was you! Are you even anywhere near us??

[moemoe-love.livejournal.com]

Everything goes wrong today.

[serving-love.livejournal.com]

It's HORRIBLE, Renge-chan, I can't get anything to work!!

[serving-love.livejournal.com]

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I'm amazing now that you've commented, my dear~! Please, what's your name??

[greatwhtesqualo.livejournal.com]

Maybe you should just stay out of the fucking kitchen before it falls apart. That would seem the smart thing to do.

....not that I give a rat's ass because it sure as fucking hell isn't my kitchen.

[serving-love.livejournal.com]

I can't stay out of the fucking kitchen, my crew has to fucking EAT.

[come2niichan.livejournal.com]

Sanji, dear. People have been losing and gaining abilities. Can you cook anything at all?

[serving-love.livejournal.com]

People have--? Whatever. Of course I can cook! Shitty kitchen appliances are just fucking failing on me today.

ooc: Still has no idea that people are power-swapped including himself :|

[inyourf-ace.livejournal.com]

Well you can still come to me.~ I can campfire cook anything we need!

ooc: ALSO HAS NO IDEA. /oblivious

[serving-love.livejournal.com]

Fuck, it better not have to come to that. I'm gonna use Tamaki's kitchen first.

[samurai-parfait.livejournal.com]

You sure? I made strawberry waffles earlier and everything worked fine. O.o

Maybe the gremlins ARE up to something. >.> Can never trust gremlins.

[serving-love.livejournal.com]

...You cooked in my galley? DID YOU FREAKING BREAK EVERYTHING OR SOMETHING??! Shit, THIS is why the kitchen is off-limits to you idiots!!!

[flatlikeawall.livejournal.com]

Someone is going to starve to death~

[serving-love.livejournal.com]

...Mashiro-san! You commented to me!!

[warriorothesea.livejournal.com]

EVERYTHING??

...What's wrong with them exactly, if you don't mind me asking?

[serving-love.livejournal.com]

I don't KNOW. Didn't you notice?? Nothing I fucking served today came out right!! The oven kept overcooking things, everything was burnt, I tried making drinks for the ladies and the blender like...fucking exploded. Where the hell is Franky, I need him to take a look at all this shit!! OR YOU CAN!

[deadgirldropout.livejournal.com]

...are you okay, Sanji?

[serving-love.livejournal.com]

Oh, fine! Just fine. Thank you for asking, George-san!! Having some trouble finding a kitchen that isn't fucked up today, but I'm fine!!!

[chameleongun.livejournal.com]

I hope you can find someone on your ship to get everything repaired.

[serving-love.livejournal.com]

YEAH I REALLY FUCKING HOPE SO, TOO.

[indenturedhost.livejournal.com]

Ah...I was told you're using the kitchen over here, Sanji-san. Is everything working all right? Do you need any help at all?

[serving-love.livejournal.com]

NO IT'S GOING HORRIBLY.

[tapdancinskelly.livejournal.com]

You know my wiggly chef friend, I might be able to help you since I had to cook for myself for quite some years while I was on my own. I can cook fungus surprise, fungi soup, fungus on a stick, moldy fish surprise, seaweed casserole... and a couple other things you'd find in a ship wreck.

[serving-love.livejournal.com]

...Yeah, try cooking in my kitchen and I'll kick your stupid bony ass, Brook. Hell if I'd serve the ladies any of THAT.

[sandlogia.livejournal.com]

MISTER PRINCE~~~~ ♥

[sandlogia.livejournal.com]

...I am going to kill something now.

[queenalabasta.livejournal.com]

...Sanji-san.

[serving-love.livejournal.com]

Yeah?

[kirin-ja.livejournal.com]

You have been affected also?

My guess is...have you lost your culinary skill?

[serving-love.livejournal.com]

Brilliant observation.

[threeswordstyle.livejournal.com]

what did you do

[serving-love.livejournal.com]

Nothing.

[minus5pts.livejournal.com]

You can cook without appliances, surely. Sandwiches? Salads? Maybe a nice wrap?

[serving-love.livejournal.com]

...I tried to make a peanut butter and jelly sandwich.

[riggingsnropes.livejournal.com]

i neend to know somethign is strawht always right about stuff?

[serving-love.livejournal.com]

Oh hey. It's you.

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You might want to look into getting a spellcheck thing.