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There's something wrong with the oven.

......And the cook top.

ETA: AND the microwave.

ETA: 2 ...And the cappuccino machine.

ETA: 3 ......And the BLENDER.

ETA: 4 AND EVERYTHING. Who the fucking hell messed with my goddamn kitchen??!?!

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Well someone fucked up your kitchen and I'd say it there's a pretty good chance it was you. You obviously need a fucking break.

...Me?! The hell I did! Who even ARE you, don't talk about shit you don't know about!!

What the fuck. I try to be helpful and this is how I'm repaid? Do you treat everyone who tries to help you out like crap? Or am I just the exception because you're a fucking jackass?

TELLING ME I FUCKED UP MY OWN KITCHEN IS NOT HELPFUL, DUMBASS.

VOOOOI! IT IS IF YOU'D TAKE THE HINT AND LEAVE YOUR FUCKING KITCHEN ALONE THEREFORE SPARING IT!

WHO THE HELL IS GONNA MAKE DINNER FOR EVERYONE, THEN??!

Someone who won't fuck it up.

I...I won't fuck it up! I can still cook!!

Sure you can, blondie.

DON'T FUCKING CALL ME THAT!!

What should I call you? Horrible chef?

You can call me by my fucking NAME, asshole! SANJI.

I'd be more inclined to follow your request if you weren't so rude about it. It would be in your best interest if you didn't converse with everyone this way.

Not that I give a shit.

If you don't give a shit, why do you keep saying that?

And I still don't know who YOU are.

Fuck if I know. I just get compelled to say all this lame shit and I can't stop myself. It's fucking annoying and VOOOI! Maybe I'd fucking tell you if you would ask politely. Go cook something, Sanji.

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