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[serving_love]

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There's something wrong with the oven.

......And the cook top.


ETA: AND the microwave.

ETA: 2 ...And the cappuccino machine.

ETA: 3 ......And the BLENDER.

ETA: 4 AND EVERYTHING. Who the fucking hell messed with my goddamn kitchen??!?!

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[serving-love.livejournal.com]

Great, at least I'll be able to get dinner on the table, then. Even if it's a little late.

...Yeah well, keep calling all those other people it then. NOT me.

[come2niichan.livejournal.com]

If... if anything happens, I can help you with that.

D'accord, d'accord! As you wish~

[serving-love.livejournal.com]

You can? Do you cook a lot? I mean, for a lot of people.

[come2niichan.livejournal.com]

Well, I like to cook for this crew sometimes~ And for centuries, I cooked for a four-people household.

[serving-love.livejournal.com]

Oh. I guess you could handle Luffy then--

...I'm sorry, did you say for centuries?

[come2niichan.livejournal.com]

I'm sure I could handle anyone, food-wise.

Yes, I did. Being a country, how old do you think I am?!

[serving-love.livejournal.com]

...Admittedly, you were a big help last night. Thanks.

How the hell should I know, you look about fifteen!

[come2niichan.livejournal.com]

Pas du problème~

...I most certainly do not look like I'm fifteen! My appearance is that of a 26-year-old man, but in fact, I am over 1500 years old.

[serving-love.livejournal.com]

Heh. Peut-être je devrais vous remercier en français~

That's...really fucking old.

[come2niichan.livejournal.com]

Ah, t'inquiètes pas~ N'importe quelle langue~

Yes, I know. I like to think I look good, considering my age~