serving_love: (...shit)
Sanji ([personal profile] serving_love) wrote2009-04-20 03:58 pm

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There's something wrong with the oven.

......And the cook top.


ETA: AND the microwave.

ETA: 2 ...And the cappuccino machine.

ETA: 3 ......And the BLENDER.

ETA: 4 AND EVERYTHING. Who the fucking hell messed with my goddamn kitchen??!?!

[identity profile] serving-love.livejournal.com 2009-04-21 12:51 am (UTC)(link)
You just...woke up wearing armor--

Wait.

.......Your body DISAPPEARED??!

[identity profile] pirate-beau.livejournal.com 2009-04-21 01:02 am (UTC)(link)
I AM NOT SURE!! I SIMPLY WOKE UP THIS WAY AND THIS THING IS HOLLOW INSIDE!!

[identity profile] serving-love.livejournal.com 2009-04-21 01:16 am (UTC)(link)
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That's...really fucking creepy, Tamaki.

[identity profile] pirate-beau.livejournal.com 2009-04-21 01:31 am (UTC)(link)
I KNOW!! I AM AWARE!! Aniki, I want my body back!!

[identity profile] serving-love.livejournal.com 2009-04-21 02:10 am (UTC)(link)
Yeah, understandable.

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I'm sorry, I'm stuck on the part where you said you're HOLLOW INSIDE.

[identity profile] pirate-beau.livejournal.com 2009-04-21 02:42 am (UTC)(link)
It feels as if the armor has become my body, but there is nothing inside!

A-And I cannot play the piano!!!

[identity profile] serving-love.livejournal.com 2009-04-21 02:46 am (UTC)(link)
Wonderful, you have no fucking body and I can't fucking cook.

What the FUCK.

[identity profile] pirate-beau.livejournal.com 2009-04-21 02:50 am (UTC)(link)
I - Perhaps it is a curse? It might be a mistake made by Nekozawa-senpai!

[identity profile] serving-love.livejournal.com 2009-04-21 03:06 am (UTC)(link)
Nekozawa-senpai? Who the hell is that? Because seriously, I'm going to fucking KILL him.

[identity profile] pirate-beau.livejournal.com 2009-04-21 05:01 am (UTC)(link)
He is a sempai from my school! He is the President of the Dark Arts club - but do not hurry, Aniki! This is just a theory!

[identity profile] serving-love.livejournal.com 2009-04-21 08:14 pm (UTC)(link)
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Are you sure I can't kick his ass anyway? Maybe it would help.