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There's something wrong with the oven.

......And the cook top.

ETA: AND the microwave.

ETA: 2 ...And the cappuccino machine.

ETA: 3 ......And the BLENDER.

ETA: 4 AND EVERYTHING. Who the fucking hell messed with my goddamn kitchen??!?!

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Don't be stubborn, dumbass! I found a whole bunch of exploded eggs in the microwave! Even I know better than that!

Edited 2009-04-21 02:58 (UTC)

SINCE WHEN HAVE YOU NOT BEEN ABLE TO PUT EGGS IN THE MICROWAVE????

...Just do us all a favor and DON'T try to cook anymore today. PLEASE.

Um. I know how to make grilled cheese sandwiches. If that helps.

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Don't try to cook? Are you serious?

JUST FOR NOW!!

Don't we at least have some leftovers we can warm u--

Never mind. That was a dumb question.

Oh yeah, leftovers, sure, Luffy, Zoro, Franky, and every other asshole on the crew just decided they WEREN'T HUNGRY yesterday, so we had tons to save after dinner.

...I SAID it was a dumb question, jeez.

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Sorry.

...S'okay.

I really DO know how to make grilled cheese sandwiches, though. That's...better than nothing, right?

...Right. Grilled cheese, spaghetti, and whatever the hell France can make. Awesome.

What? That's not TOO bad!! Obviously none of us are gonna be world-class chefs; that's why we have YOU around.

Ur. Under normal circumstances, I mean.

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What, so now I'm useless?!

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No! That's not what I meant!

That's what it sounded like! I mean, what if...what if I don't ever remember how to cook? What're we going to do?? You guys won't need me anymore, that's the one thing I'm SUPPOSED to do on this stupid ship, so you'll have to find another cook and you'll probably just forget all about me. Luffy'll become Pirate King one day and you all will look back and think, hmm, I wonder whatever happened to that one stupid blond guy with the fucking lame curly eyebrow, and I'll be off wallowing in self-pity somewhere wondering if you guys ever found All Blue, but then I'll remember that it wouldn't matter because even if you had, I wouldn't be able to cook a goddamn thing there.

That won't happen, dumbass!!

Even IF you can never cook again, you're still nakama! ...And you'd still be more useful than I am; at least you can FIGHT. The point is, Luffy wouldn't leave you behind, no matter what, and neither would any of the rest of us!!

...especially Zoro.

BESIDES, this CAN'T last forever! I mean...there's gotta be SOME way to fix it so everyone's back to normal!

But what if there's NOT a way?? What if we do get stuck like this forever?? AND EVER AND EVER AND EVER AKLSJDHKALJSDS.

............do you think that might happen?

...Jeez.

You're really worried about this, huh?

I wouldn't forget about you! Not matter what!!

I PROMISE!!

...Not really worried. No. Definitely not!

Just SLIGHTLY worried.

Maybe.

YOU'D BETTER KEEP THAT PROMISE!!!