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There's something wrong with the oven.

......And the cook top.

ETA: AND the microwave.

ETA: 2 ...And the cappuccino machine.

ETA: 3 ......And the BLENDER.

ETA: 4 AND EVERYTHING. Who the fucking hell messed with my goddamn kitchen??!?!

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What, so now I'm useless?!

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No! That's not what I meant!

That's what it sounded like! I mean, what if...what if I don't ever remember how to cook? What're we going to do?? You guys won't need me anymore, that's the one thing I'm SUPPOSED to do on this stupid ship, so you'll have to find another cook and you'll probably just forget all about me. Luffy'll become Pirate King one day and you all will look back and think, hmm, I wonder whatever happened to that one stupid blond guy with the fucking lame curly eyebrow, and I'll be off wallowing in self-pity somewhere wondering if you guys ever found All Blue, but then I'll remember that it wouldn't matter because even if you had, I wouldn't be able to cook a goddamn thing there.

That won't happen, dumbass!!

Even IF you can never cook again, you're still nakama! ...And you'd still be more useful than I am; at least you can FIGHT. The point is, Luffy wouldn't leave you behind, no matter what, and neither would any of the rest of us!!

...especially Zoro.

BESIDES, this CAN'T last forever! I mean...there's gotta be SOME way to fix it so everyone's back to normal!

But what if there's NOT a way?? What if we do get stuck like this forever?? AND EVER AND EVER AND EVER AKLSJDHKALJSDS.

............do you think that might happen?

It's a very real possibility!!! For me, anyway. I mean, everyone else apparently GAINED a power or some shit, too, but I didn't! I just LOST mine. Maybe I lost it for good!!!!

hdsfaosa THE SAME THING HAPPENED TO ME!!!!

I mean. Apparently JYABURA-SAN has my...inventing, and I didn't get SQUAT!!

...Usopp, we're fucking SCREWED. What the hell are we gonna do???

...I. Just. Don't. Know.

Wait. NO. There's gotta be SOME way to fix this. This can't be...completely...hopeless.

If you need me I'll be curled up in my hammock in the fetal position...

Have you thought of anything yet??

Because I just broke five more of our plates.

No, I haven--

SANJI! Just...STAY OUT OF THE KITCHEN!!!

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USOPP, YOU CAN'T FORGET ABOUT ME!!

...Jeez.

You're really worried about this, huh?

I wouldn't forget about you! Not matter what!!

I PROMISE!!

...Not really worried. No. Definitely not!

Just SLIGHTLY worried.

Maybe.

YOU'D BETTER KEEP THAT PROMISE!!!

What the hell, why would I forget about you??!

You're just being dramatic now.

Because Luffy might kick me off the crew when he realizes I'm useless now! And I'll never see you again.

...Luffy would never do that!!!

Besides, if he kicks YOU off, he'll probably kick ME off too. I can't make new weapons or ammo or ANYTHING anymore!

Oh.

Well at least we won't be alone.

THAT'S NOT REASSURING!!

You know, come to think of it, is Luffy even here? I just realized he hasn't bitched about there not being thousands of pounds of meat for dinner lately - DID HE LEAVE??