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There's something wrong with the oven.

......And the cook top.

ETA: AND the microwave.

ETA: 2 ...And the cappuccino machine.

ETA: 3 ......And the BLENDER.

ETA: 4 AND EVERYTHING. Who the fucking hell messed with my goddamn kitchen??!?!

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Sanji, dear. People have been losing and gaining abilities. Can you cook anything at all?

People have--? Whatever. Of course I can cook! Shitty kitchen appliances are just fucking failing on me today.

Alright, if you say so~

But please consider that chance. It could have happened. A lot of us have lost important things to us.

There's no way I'd ever suddenly NOT be able to cook.

I am sure most of us would say the same about the things we lost. I can still cook, though.

But that's... No. It's IMPOSSIBLE.

Sanji, dear, come to our kitchen, please. I am cooking right now, and I can assure you everything is working properly. So, maybe... you can try here?

That was my plan, yeah. Bet no one's messed up anything over there.

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Why the hell do you keep calling me dear?

The kitchen is fine. I use it at least once a day.

Oh, please, Sanji. I call dear to a lot of people~

Great, at least I'll be able to get dinner on the table, then. Even if it's a little late.

...Yeah well, keep calling all those other people it then. NOT me.

If... if anything happens, I can help you with that.

D'accord, d'accord! As you wish~

You can? Do you cook a lot? I mean, for a lot of people.

Well, I like to cook for this crew sometimes~ And for centuries, I cooked for a four-people household.

Oh. I guess you could handle Luffy then--

...I'm sorry, did you say for centuries?

I'm sure I could handle anyone, food-wise.

Yes, I did. Being a country, how old do you think I am?!

...Admittedly, you were a big help last night. Thanks.

How the hell should I know, you look about fifteen!

Pas du problème~

...I most certainly do not look like I'm fifteen! My appearance is that of a 26-year-old man, but in fact, I am over 1500 years old.

Heh. Peut-être je devrais vous remercier en français~

That's...really fucking old.

Ah, t'inquiètes pas~ N'importe quelle langue~

Yes, I know. I like to think I look good, considering my age~

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