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There's something wrong with the oven.

......And the cook top.

ETA: AND the microwave.

ETA: 2 ...And the cappuccino machine.

ETA: 3 ......And the BLENDER.

ETA: 4 AND EVERYTHING. Who the fucking hell messed with my goddamn kitchen??!?!

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EVERYTHING??

...What's wrong with them exactly, if you don't mind me asking?

I don't KNOW. Didn't you notice?? Nothing I fucking served today came out right!! The oven kept overcooking things, everything was burnt, I tried making drinks for the ladies and the blender like...fucking exploded. Where the hell is Franky, I need him to take a look at all this shit!! OR YOU CAN!

I tried making some toast, and THAT worked fine.

...Sorry for suggesting this, but do you think the problem might actually be with YOU??

Things have been really weird today.

...Well maybe the toaster is the one thing that's okay!

It's NOT me. There's no way in hell.

I dunno. I tried looking at the blender, but it just--I don't get it. It worked okay when I tried it, too.

Sanji. Things are NOT NORMAL right now. I think I'm fine, but a bunch of people have stuff weird going on with them. Have you noticed anything else weird? Like...some ability you have now that you didn't before? George turned into a WOLF earlier.

You must have used it before it got fucked up, then.

Usopp. I think I would NOTICE if I had some new fucking ability, this has nothing to do with whatever the hell you all are talking about! I can still cook! I CAN!!!

No, no; it was definitely AFTER. I had to clean it first.

...You left the oven on, by the way.

I just think maybe you should CONSIDER it. What were you trying to make, anyway?

...I never leave the oven on.

I don't...I don't remember. Something with chicken, I think. And some sort of glaze... Might've had bananas in it. Or asparagus. Zeff used to make it! I think......maybe.

Well. You DID.

You don't remember how to make it anymore?? See! That's weird!!

Quick, how do you make, uhm...blueberry waffles?

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You, uh. Make waffles. And. Add blueberries.

...Right. So BASICALLY, you don't know how to cook anymore.

...No.

No!

What-- NO!!!

Don't be stubborn, dumbass! I found a whole bunch of exploded eggs in the microwave! Even I know better than that!

Edited 2009-04-21 02:58 (UTC)

SINCE WHEN HAVE YOU NOT BEEN ABLE TO PUT EGGS IN THE MICROWAVE????

...Just do us all a favor and DON'T try to cook anymore today. PLEASE.

Um. I know how to make grilled cheese sandwiches. If that helps.

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Don't try to cook? Are you serious?

JUST FOR NOW!!

Don't we at least have some leftovers we can warm u--

Never mind. That was a dumb question.

Oh yeah, leftovers, sure, Luffy, Zoro, Franky, and every other asshole on the crew just decided they WEREN'T HUNGRY yesterday, so we had tons to save after dinner.

...I SAID it was a dumb question, jeez.

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Sorry.

...S'okay.

I really DO know how to make grilled cheese sandwiches, though. That's...better than nothing, right?

...Right. Grilled cheese, spaghetti, and whatever the hell France can make. Awesome.