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[serving_love]

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There's something wrong with the oven.

......And the cook top.


ETA: AND the microwave.

ETA: 2 ...And the cappuccino machine.

ETA: 3 ......And the BLENDER.

ETA: 4 AND EVERYTHING. Who the fucking hell messed with my goddamn kitchen??!?!

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[kirin-ja.livejournal.com]

And I should not like to die of starvation, so.

...By the by, aside from you, does anyone else on this ship have any skill in cooking? And what did you gain in return?

[serving-love.livejournal.com]

akjsdhfasd don't even SAY that, we're not going to starve!! Except we might. To be honest. We might never eat a proper meal ever again and no one else knows how to watch the stores as carefully as I do - did - so we'll probably run out of food before we get anywhere we can stock up and...yeah. Starving is a possibility. Fuck.

Haruhi-chan was helping. And France and Usopp, but cooking for all you idiots is a lot to handle and I'm not sure they'll be able to keep it up... And - gain? What? I didn't gain anything, I just lost the one fucking thing that was only ONE OF THE MOST IMPORTANT THINGS TO ME IN THE ENTIRE GODDAMN WORLD.

[kirin-ja.livejournal.com]

I may be able to assist if the need calls. I don't know anything off the top of my head but I can certainly read from books.

The reason I ask about gaining abilities is because it seems that there is some sort of give and take in this. For example, I lost my Devil Fruit but gained this curse in return.

[serving-love.livejournal.com]

...Yeah, I can read from books, too. Trust me, it doesn't help.

I think I'm the only person who didn't get anything in return. I only LOST something! I probably lost if for good. Fucking fuck.

[kirin-ja.livejournal.com]

That's strange. That would be only case of not receiving one in return that I've heard of.

Please let me know if anything changes, and I'll let you know if we find a way to change everything back.

[warriorothesea.livejournal.com]

No, the same thing happened to me, Kaku-san!! Jyabura-san got my inventions, and I didn't get ANYTHING!

[kirin-ja.livejournal.com]

Really. Hm. We should all be so lucky.

So you, and Sanji. Do you know of anyone else?

[warriorothesea.livejournal.com]

I don't know! This is confusing enough already!!

[warriorothesea.livejournal.com]

....You're doing okay now, right, Kaku-san? I mean. Considering.

[kirin-ja.livejournal.com]

I'm quite all right; the pain has subsided for the moment...

Usopp, why are you being so polite all of a sudden?

[warriorothesea.livejournal.com]

...Huh?

It's not like I want you to DIE or anything.

[kirin-ja.livejournal.com]

That is a comforting thought, actually, and it means a great deal to me.

It just seems curious that you would be so formal out of nowhere.

[warriorothesea.livejournal.com]

What are you talking about? What do you mean "formal"??

.....UGH, I should know better than to try and talk to you! Good day.

[kirin-ja.livejournal.com]

I meant no insult!

...'Good day'??