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...Hm.

It could look worse, I guess.

...

Actually.

No. It couldn't.

Goddammit. Whatever.

ANYWAY. Straw Hats, we kinda need to...go pick someone up. I told him we'd be there in...oh...negative five weeks. Ahah. Nami-sa—er. Na...mi.....nngh - she says we're leaving right after lunch. So get your shit together!

P.S. I haven't had a cigarette in almost three days. You've been warned. Not that you NEED to be warned, because I'm totally fine.

P.P.S. Chopper says he's gonna take my stitches out tomorrow. THANK FUCK.

P.P.P.S. Zoro is an idiot.

[ooc: SO SANJI NOW LOOKS LIKE THIS. Minus the smile. As he is none too pleased at the moment, haha. \o/]

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...Are you on better speaking terms with him yet?

Heh. Yeah, point.

Who, the leopard?...Somewhat. We have spoken. Twice.

Hey. D'you know what happens to people from other worlds who die here? They just die, right, they don't go home?

Hm. That's good.

Don't think I know anyone from another world who's died here. So...I'm not sure. Why?

...I guess so.

This little country who'd just arrived was asking me about it.

For...crew morale. Or something. Heh, guess even the Marines have finally caught on that he's part of the crew - did you see the new bounties??

Which one? Alfred?

Yeah, that's why I agreed to talk to him. And I did...they seem pretty suited.

No, a girl. Lili, I think. Can't remember her country's actual name.

His is almost as high as Luffy's. That means I'm in fifth now, and that fucking blows!

Oh. Haven't met her yet. Huh.

Well, he did commit treason. And hah, I guess third isn't as bad as fifth.

She sent me those muffins the other day. You'll probably meet her eventually.

I have to at least get ahead of Robin, man. This is seriously not cool.

Ah, okay. That was nice of her. You should send her something back, though.

I dunno, somehow I think she'll always manage to have one up on you, heh.

...Like what, I can't cook. And I'm not sending her something you made.

...Probably. Dammit. I'll just have to beat yours, then.

Why not? But fine, then I dunno. Even YOU could manage cookies or something. ...Maybe. Or at the very least, send a proper thank you card. It'd just be polite!

Hah, like that'll ever happen.

I already told her thanks. I don't do fucking thank you cards, cook. The muffins were thank-you already, anyway.

IT WILL!!

Alright, alright, you got it under control, geez.

Maybe if I sleep through an important battle someday.

That's really very likely with you, you know.

What? No it's not. I've never slept through anything that really mattered.

...You managed to sleep through the entire hellish nightmare that was the first day we sailed on the Grand Line!!

But alright, fine, you've been there for every fight.

What are you even talking about. And yeah, like I'd ever miss one.

See, you don't even remember. Because you were SLEEPING.

Whatever. Couldn't have been that bad if I didn't even wake up.

Uh-huh.

...You're gonna think this is a fucking weird and possibly entirely inappropriate question, but - apropos of nothing and just out of simple curiosity, do you think you'd ever sleep with more than one person at the same time?

...

...Why the fuck are you asking me that?

SIMPLE CURIOSITY, like I said!! Don't look too much into it! I was just...talking hypothetical situations with - someone. Not stuff that would ever actually happen.

Fuck. Off.

Oh, come on! I'm not asking because I've got some secret agenda or something, I was just wondering what your answer would be!

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