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...Hm.

It could look worse, I guess.

...

Actually.

No. It couldn't.

Goddammit. Whatever.

ANYWAY. Straw Hats, we kinda need to...go pick someone up. I told him we'd be there in...oh...negative five weeks. Ahah. Nami-sa—er. Na...mi.....nngh - she says we're leaving right after lunch. So get your shit together!

P.S. I haven't had a cigarette in almost three days. You've been warned. Not that you NEED to be warned, because I'm totally fine.

P.P.S. Chopper says he's gonna take my stitches out tomorrow. THANK FUCK.

P.P.P.S. Zoro is an idiot.

[ooc: SO SANJI NOW LOOKS LIKE THIS. Minus the smile. As he is none too pleased at the moment, haha. \o/]

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Right, right. Not ALL.

...Yeah, so. Even if it's dumb and unnecessary... Sorry.

Yep—well. Basically. And I just...have no idea. Maybe because George would be there? Or he just didn't want to leave him out. I dunno. I wouldn't even know what to do with that.

Ehh. Whatever, it's fine.

It's the same as thinking about Luffy and Chopper like that, for me. Egh.

........Yeah, their names just need to never be mentioned when dealing with this kind of topic EVER. Ever ever ever. Yargh.

Too right. I'm changing the subject.

Why are you making more cookies, you have your cigarettes back, now.

Ah, because Miranda-chan is here and she wants to!

And Yoshi seemed pretty excited about, too.

Ah, right, I haven't met the midget yet.

...Of course he did.

She's not a midget. She's fucking adorable.

Heh, yeah, I guess that's not surprising.

Small things often are. Case in point, Dino-in-Boots.

...Yeah, but there is kitten and tiny dinosaur cute, and then there is kid cute. They're two separate things!

I don't see how. What's the difference?

It's— .....I don't know, it's just different! Kids are human.

Yeah, n'so they can be brats, too.

Yeah, that's part of it. They can also actually talk to you and interact and learn and look up to you and find the simple act of baking cookies amazing and...other things.

...They have a lot of potential, I guess. And enthusiasm, sometimes. And teaching stuff...Hm.

Yeah, see? Exactly! You can't teach a puppy how to use Santouryuu.

Hn. No, suppose you can't.

You’d probably like having a "brat" around to train. And I bet if it was a girl, you’d like it even more.

...Don't be ridiculous.

Just saying it because it's true.

...Che. Whatever. That sorta shit's far away from now.

Yeah, point. Got other things to take care of first.

Hn. A few things, yeah.

...Usopp's talking about makeup. Why is he talking about makeup. I don't have to put on makeup for this crossdressing dare, do I?

Is he? Maybe it's his secret ambition in life to be a crossdresser. He and Luffy willingly put that shit on once, you know.

Also - yes. Of course.

...Why. No, it was Luffy, nevermind. No wonder he wants to put that shit on me.

Che...Che.

...I don't actually know why, come to think of it. I can't remember if there was a reason.

Heh. He'll make you look like a clown, though. If you want more experienced hands...

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