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Sanji ([personal profile] serving_love) wrote2010-01-07 03:23 pm
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...Hm.

It could look worse, I guess.

...

Actually.

No. It couldn't.

Goddammit. Whatever.

ANYWAY. Straw Hats, we kinda need to...go pick someone up. I told him we'd be there in...oh...negative five weeks. Ahah. Nami-sa—er. Na...mi.....nngh - she says we're leaving right after lunch. So get your shit together!


P.S. I haven't had a cigarette in almost three days. You've been warned. Not that you NEED to be warned, because I'm totally fine.

P.P.S. Chopper says he's gonna take my stitches out tomorrow. THANK FUCK.

P.P.P.S. Zoro is an idiot.



[ooc: SO SANJI NOW LOOKS LIKE THIS. Minus the smile. As he is none too pleased at the moment, haha. \o/]
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[identity profile] strayswordsman.livejournal.com 2010-01-17 02:22 am (UTC)(link)
...The package with my outfit just got dropped off.

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[identity profile] serving-love.livejournal.com 2010-01-17 02:24 am (UTC)(link)
Ah, really?? I wanna see!

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[identity profile] strayswordsman.livejournal.com 2010-01-17 02:36 am (UTC)(link)
Che. Why d'you have to see it already, just do the makeup first. This outfit's gonna take a fucking long time to put on.
Edited 2010-01-17 02:37 (UTC)

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[identity profile] serving-love.livejournal.com 2010-01-17 02:49 am (UTC)(link)
How the hell am I supposed to know what colors to use if I don't know what the outfit looks like? There's a thousand different shades of lipstick ranging between pink and rose red and nearly maroon and then eye shadow, that's like never-ending, and then you gotta match the blush, and we have to figure out if heavy will look better or if something "barely there" is more appropriate...

Come on, marimo, snap snap! We got a lot to do!

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[identity profile] strayswordsman.livejournal.com 2010-01-17 02:52 am (UTC)(link)
...If I didn't know you liked girls, I swear to fucking god...

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[identity profile] serving-love.livejournal.com 2010-01-17 02:55 am (UTC)(link)
........Hey! Asshole, maybe it's BECAUSE I like them so much and pay so much attention to them that I know what looks good and what doesn't!

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[identity profile] strayswordsman.livejournal.com 2010-01-17 03:41 am (UTC)(link)
...Yeah, m'sure that's it exactly. Or you're a high-kicking, trash-talking metrosexual.

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[identity profile] serving-love.livejournal.com 2010-01-17 03:45 am (UTC)(link)
...

I JUST LIKE LOOKING GOOD, what the hell is so wrong with that?! It's better than looking like a goddamn slob all the time! Or a total FREAK, like on that stupid island.
Edited 2010-01-17 03:50 (UTC)

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[identity profile] strayswordsman.livejournal.com 2010-01-17 04:15 am (UTC)(link)
Oh, 'course, nothing wrong whatsoever...Some people might read more into it, is all.

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[identity profile] serving-love.livejournal.com 2010-01-17 04:38 am (UTC)(link)
Then I'll just kick their asses.

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[identity profile] strayswordsman.livejournal.com 2010-01-17 02:52 am (UTC)(link)
Shit, fine, already.

...WHAT THE FUCKING HELL THIS ISN'T THE ONE I ORDERED.

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[identity profile] serving-love.livejournal.com 2010-01-17 03:01 am (UTC)(link)
...No? Ahah. What is it, then??

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[identity profile] strayswordsman.livejournal.com 2010-01-17 03:04 am (UTC)(link)
The one I wanted was a komon, this is a furisode! DAMN THAT NAMI!

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[identity profile] serving-love.livejournal.com 2010-01-17 03:06 am (UTC)(link)
...

Yeah, I have no idea what that means.

And don't talk about Nami-san like that!!

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[identity profile] strayswordsman.livejournal.com 2010-01-17 03:29 am (UTC)(link)
Didn't your fancy restaurant used to get guests from all over? They're kimono, kimono.

I'll talk about her how I like, she just screwed me over, the witch.

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[identity profile] serving-love.livejournal.com 2010-01-17 03:34 am (UTC)(link)
Oh, I know what kimono are, not—whatever else you just said.

...

Hang on, that's what you're wearing?? And how the hell did she screw over?! WHAT???

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[identity profile] strayswordsman.livejournal.com 2010-01-17 03:37 am (UTC)(link)
There are different kinds, moron. I told her to get the komon, the kind girls wear around wherever, and she got me this honking elaborate furisode! Might as well be a goddamn ball gown!

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[identity profile] serving-love.livejournal.com 2010-01-17 03:41 am (UTC)(link)
...A goddamn ball gown, huh.

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[identity profile] serving-love.livejournal.com 2010-01-17 03:46 am (UTC)(link)
That's really what it is to you?

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[identity profile] strayswordsman.livejournal.com 2010-01-17 03:53 am (UTC)(link)
Eh, we didn't have balls and you can't really dance in kimono, but it's basically...

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[identity profile] strayswordsman.livejournal.com 2010-01-17 03:54 am (UTC)(link)
ASDJF;LKS! JUST SHUT UP!

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[identity profile] serving-love.livejournal.com 2010-01-17 03:55 am (UTC)(link)
HAHAHAHAHA!! Hell, I approve then!

...

Even though you're totally getting off easy because it's pretty much just a shitty robe.

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[identity profile] strayswordsman.livejournal.com 2010-01-17 04:04 am (UTC)(link)
Fuck off, asshat.

Try saying that when the damn thing is all put together. It's not anything like a fucking robe. Shit, m'hardly gonna be able to move.

Just get over here and put on the goddamn makeup, swirly eyebrow.

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[identity profile] serving-love.livejournal.com 2010-01-17 04:35 am (UTC)(link)
...Ha, now there is something I never thought I'd hear you say. Be right there, marimo-chan~!
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