serving_love: (oh god)
Sanji ([personal profile] serving_love) wrote2010-01-07 03:23 pm
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...Hm.

It could look worse, I guess.

...

Actually.

No. It couldn't.

Goddammit. Whatever.

ANYWAY. Straw Hats, we kinda need to...go pick someone up. I told him we'd be there in...oh...negative five weeks. Ahah. Nami-sa—er. Na...mi.....nngh - she says we're leaving right after lunch. So get your shit together!


P.S. I haven't had a cigarette in almost three days. You've been warned. Not that you NEED to be warned, because I'm totally fine.

P.P.S. Chopper says he's gonna take my stitches out tomorrow. THANK FUCK.

P.P.P.S. Zoro is an idiot.



[ooc: SO SANJI NOW LOOKS LIKE THIS. Minus the smile. As he is none too pleased at the moment, haha. \o/]
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[identity profile] strayswordsman.livejournal.com 2010-01-16 11:49 pm (UTC)(link)
He already knows about the island, though.

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[identity profile] serving-love.livejournal.com 2010-01-17 02:15 am (UTC)(link)
So did you, and you still laughed your ass off.

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[identity profile] serving-love.livejournal.com 2010-01-17 02:24 am (UTC)(link)
Whatever, not like I care what you idiots think. Anyone asks, I'll say I magically attained the skills when I was a girl.

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[identity profile] strayswordsman.livejournal.com 2010-01-17 02:38 am (UTC)(link)
Hn. Only Luffy and Chopper will believe that....Maybe Usopp.

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[identity profile] serving-love.livejournal.com 2010-01-17 02:45 am (UTC)(link)
But it's entirely possible!! Girls just KNOW this shit, I'm telling you. It's instincts.

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[identity profile] strayswordsman.livejournal.com 2010-01-17 02:59 am (UTC)(link)
Whatever, they probably learn it from their moms.

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[identity profile] serving-love.livejournal.com 2010-01-17 03:05 am (UTC)(link)
...Well maybe I'm just naturally gifted. WHATEVER, I just won't explain myself at all. I don't care.

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[identity profile] strayswordsman.livejournal.com 2010-01-17 03:45 am (UTC)(link)
Right. 'Cause I'll still have to say "The cook did it," when people ask me where the makeup came from, you realize.

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[identity profile] serving-love.livejournal.com 2010-01-17 03:49 am (UTC)(link)
Fine, fine, like I said, I don't care! They'll...probably all be too distracted by you anyway. Yes.

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[identity profile] strayswordsman.livejournal.com 2010-01-17 04:10 am (UTC)(link)
...Whatever. That's what you hope.

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[identity profile] strayswordsman.livejournal.com 2010-01-17 02:22 am (UTC)(link)
...The package with my outfit just got dropped off.

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[identity profile] serving-love.livejournal.com 2010-01-17 02:24 am (UTC)(link)
Ah, really?? I wanna see!

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[identity profile] strayswordsman.livejournal.com 2010-01-17 02:36 am (UTC)(link)
Che. Why d'you have to see it already, just do the makeup first. This outfit's gonna take a fucking long time to put on.
Edited 2010-01-17 02:37 (UTC)

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[identity profile] serving-love.livejournal.com 2010-01-17 02:49 am (UTC)(link)
How the hell am I supposed to know what colors to use if I don't know what the outfit looks like? There's a thousand different shades of lipstick ranging between pink and rose red and nearly maroon and then eye shadow, that's like never-ending, and then you gotta match the blush, and we have to figure out if heavy will look better or if something "barely there" is more appropriate...

Come on, marimo, snap snap! We got a lot to do!

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[identity profile] strayswordsman.livejournal.com 2010-01-17 02:52 am (UTC)(link)
...If I didn't know you liked girls, I swear to fucking god...

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[identity profile] serving-love.livejournal.com 2010-01-17 02:55 am (UTC)(link)
........Hey! Asshole, maybe it's BECAUSE I like them so much and pay so much attention to them that I know what looks good and what doesn't!

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[identity profile] strayswordsman.livejournal.com 2010-01-17 03:41 am (UTC)(link)
...Yeah, m'sure that's it exactly. Or you're a high-kicking, trash-talking metrosexual.

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[identity profile] serving-love.livejournal.com 2010-01-17 03:45 am (UTC)(link)
...

I JUST LIKE LOOKING GOOD, what the hell is so wrong with that?! It's better than looking like a goddamn slob all the time! Or a total FREAK, like on that stupid island.
Edited 2010-01-17 03:50 (UTC)

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[identity profile] strayswordsman.livejournal.com 2010-01-17 04:15 am (UTC)(link)
Oh, 'course, nothing wrong whatsoever...Some people might read more into it, is all.

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[identity profile] strayswordsman.livejournal.com 2010-01-17 02:52 am (UTC)(link)
Shit, fine, already.

...WHAT THE FUCKING HELL THIS ISN'T THE ONE I ORDERED.

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[identity profile] serving-love.livejournal.com 2010-01-17 03:01 am (UTC)(link)
...No? Ahah. What is it, then??

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[identity profile] strayswordsman.livejournal.com 2010-01-17 03:04 am (UTC)(link)
The one I wanted was a komon, this is a furisode! DAMN THAT NAMI!

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[identity profile] serving-love.livejournal.com 2010-01-17 03:06 am (UTC)(link)
...

Yeah, I have no idea what that means.

And don't talk about Nami-san like that!!

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[identity profile] strayswordsman.livejournal.com 2010-01-17 03:29 am (UTC)(link)
Didn't your fancy restaurant used to get guests from all over? They're kimono, kimono.

I'll talk about her how I like, she just screwed me over, the witch.
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