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...Hm.

It could look worse, I guess.

...

Actually.

No. It couldn't.

Goddammit. Whatever.

ANYWAY. Straw Hats, we kinda need to...go pick someone up. I told him we'd be there in...oh...negative five weeks. Ahah. Nami-sa—er. Na...mi.....nngh - she says we're leaving right after lunch. So get your shit together!

P.S. I haven't had a cigarette in almost three days. You've been warned. Not that you NEED to be warned, because I'm totally fine.

P.P.S. Chopper says he's gonna take my stitches out tomorrow. THANK FUCK.

P.P.P.S. Zoro is an idiot.

[ooc: SO SANJI NOW LOOKS LIKE THIS. Minus the smile. As he is none too pleased at the moment, haha. \o/]

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Ah, right, I haven't met the midget yet.

...Of course he did.

She's not a midget. She's fucking adorable.

Heh, yeah, I guess that's not surprising.

Small things often are. Case in point, Dino-in-Boots.

...Yeah, but there is kitten and tiny dinosaur cute, and then there is kid cute. They're two separate things!

I don't see how. What's the difference?

It's— .....I don't know, it's just different! Kids are human.

Yeah, n'so they can be brats, too.

Yeah, that's part of it. They can also actually talk to you and interact and learn and look up to you and find the simple act of baking cookies amazing and...other things.

...They have a lot of potential, I guess. And enthusiasm, sometimes. And teaching stuff...Hm.

Yeah, see? Exactly! You can't teach a puppy how to use Santouryuu.

Hn. No, suppose you can't.

You’d probably like having a "brat" around to train. And I bet if it was a girl, you’d like it even more.

...Don't be ridiculous.

Just saying it because it's true.

...Che. Whatever. That sorta shit's far away from now.

Yeah, point. Got other things to take care of first.

Hn. A few things, yeah.

...Usopp's talking about makeup. Why is he talking about makeup. I don't have to put on makeup for this crossdressing dare, do I?

Is he? Maybe it's his secret ambition in life to be a crossdresser. He and Luffy willingly put that shit on once, you know.

Also - yes. Of course.

...Why. No, it was Luffy, nevermind. No wonder he wants to put that shit on me.

Che...Che.

...I don't actually know why, come to think of it. I can't remember if there was a reason.

Heh. He'll make you look like a clown, though. If you want more experienced hands...

It was Luffy, isn't that reason enough?

I know he would, no way I'm letting him. If I want experience, I'll have to go to the damn witches...Fuck.

I guess, but - makeup. You'd think even Usopp would pause at that.

What, don't go to them. I can do it!

Eh, guess so. He usually goes along with Luffy pretty easy, though. Once his initial struggles die off.

Huh? Like you'd have any more idea what you were doing, no way!

Mm, true.

Hey, I had to look the part for however fucking long that was. You really think I was gonna let them make me walk around looking like a shitty circus reject?

So. If you had to wear a dress...you might as well look...pretty?

...

...Cook...are you trying...to make me crack up.

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