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...Hm.

It could look worse, I guess.

...

Actually.

No. It couldn't.

Goddammit. Whatever.

ANYWAY. Straw Hats, we kinda need to...go pick someone up. I told him we'd be there in...oh...negative five weeks. Ahah. Nami-sa—er. Na...mi.....nngh - she says we're leaving right after lunch. So get your shit together!

P.S. I haven't had a cigarette in almost three days. You've been warned. Not that you NEED to be warned, because I'm totally fine.

P.P.S. Chopper says he's gonna take my stitches out tomorrow. THANK FUCK.

P.P.P.S. Zoro is an idiot.

[ooc: SO SANJI NOW LOOKS LIKE THIS. Minus the smile. As he is none too pleased at the moment, haha. \o/]

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...Why. No, it was Luffy, nevermind. No wonder he wants to put that shit on me.

Che...Che.

...I don't actually know why, come to think of it. I can't remember if there was a reason.

Heh. He'll make you look like a clown, though. If you want more experienced hands...

It was Luffy, isn't that reason enough?

I know he would, no way I'm letting him. If I want experience, I'll have to go to the damn witches...Fuck.

I guess, but - makeup. You'd think even Usopp would pause at that.

What, don't go to them. I can do it!

Eh, guess so. He usually goes along with Luffy pretty easy, though. Once his initial struggles die off.

Huh? Like you'd have any more idea what you were doing, no way!

Mm, true.

Hey, I had to look the part for however fucking long that was. You really think I was gonna let them make me walk around looking like a shitty circus reject?

So. If you had to wear a dress...you might as well look...pretty?

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...Cook...are you trying...to make me crack up.

Che. No, but I knew you would anyway—shut up, dammit! Look, asshole, I'm serious, there was no way off that godforsaken island and even I could only run for so long, but after all was said and done I still was gonna take pride in how I looked!

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SHUT UP!!!!

HAHAHAHAHAHA!

ASJLDAS SHUT UP YOU MORON!!! Fine. FINE. Go crawling to the girls ask them to do your fucking makeup, the hell do I care.

Hahahaaa...Ah, whatever, Michiko'll think it's hilarious, anyway.

I hope she makes fun of you forever.

Whatever, she can already do that for the bra dare.

Does she even WEAR makeup? Maybe she'll make you look like a clown, too.

I dunno, I think so? She's gotta know how. Probably.

She's beautiful without it and she was in jail for-fucking-ever, so.

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But you're right. I think they're probably born with that skill or something.

Hm. Guess that's true. I forget she was in prison for so long, sometimes.

Yeah, something like that.

Also, I've seen her art. Multiple times. But if you want to let her near your face with eyeliner and lipstick, then by all means, marimo. Have fun.

...!

Uh...

She can't be that...

...

You could probably pull off that whole "toddler's art project" look quite well, I'm sure.

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