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...Hm.

It could look worse, I guess.

...

Actually.

No. It couldn't.

Goddammit. Whatever.

ANYWAY. Straw Hats, we kinda need to...go pick someone up. I told him we'd be there in...oh...negative five weeks. Ahah. Nami-sa—er. Na...mi.....nngh - she says we're leaving right after lunch. So get your shit together!

P.S. I haven't had a cigarette in almost three days. You've been warned. Not that you NEED to be warned, because I'm totally fine.

P.P.S. Chopper says he's gonna take my stitches out tomorrow. THANK FUCK.

P.P.P.S. Zoro is an idiot.

[ooc: SO SANJI NOW LOOKS LIKE THIS. Minus the smile. As he is none too pleased at the moment, haha. \o/]

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And that stuff is?...Usopp came up. Were you talking about this with George?

...Hn. Moron. It's the one you expected.

Well yeah. You do think Mihawk's HOT or something. And Michiko-chan did kiss you. Ergo - real. ...And no. Not George. Although she came up, too.

I could've been wrong. You never know.

Whatever. You think half the human race is hot. More, if you count some guys. I can count the number of people I've been attracted to on one hand, I don't see what your deal is. And that was on the cheek, under mistletoe.

Right. Lucci, then.

Well, I can't imagine it ever happening, so you weren't.

So you can see how it's a little more noticeable when someone strikes your fancy, yeah? And I don't have a deal. You're the one who brought that stuff up, not me! I'm over it. Totally over it.

...Well who else would start talking about orgies out of the blue.

It'd be way too fucking complicated. And messy. And I mentioned awkward, right? That's why it's just something you talk about in a completely non-serious way.

...Maybe, I guess? I dunno, I don't even usually think about this kinda thing at all. And good, 'cause it's stupid for you to be weird when I'm not the one who has Stuff with someone else on board.

...Hn. You would, apparently.

Well, a freaking orgy, yeah. What were you idiots trying to do, find some way to fit six or seven people in one bed??

God, how is your brain wired that you never think about this kind of stuff, I don't get it. It's not like I don't focus on other things, this sort of shit just comes up! And it came up back before I'd ever even done anything, so that ain't an excuse. And...stuff, that was—different. Whatever. I was jealous, so sue me.

...Right, point. But he started it.

Ahah. No. He was just saying it'd solve everyone's problems. And then I asked who he'd invite.

It comes up if you involve yourself in it. And it never used to come up on this ship...Hn. Jealous over nothing, cook.

Whatever. Buncha gossips.

...What a disturbing idea. Please tell me you didn't bring up Usopp.

Yeah, well then we all got tired of living like monks, I guess.

Jealousy ain't exactly something you can control. It just fucking happens.

Oh hell no. I didn't bring up anyone, I was just agreeing or disagreeing with people he said. Or going what-the-fuck at, as in the case with Usopp.

Not ALL, thank fuck. We've been over that.

...Yeah, I know that.

Good. Nixing everyone but the girls, huh. Well, I don't even want to know why the leopard brought up Usopp, but that's just wrong.

Right, right. Not ALL.

...Yeah, so. Even if it's dumb and unnecessary... Sorry.

Yep—well. Basically. And I just...have no idea. Maybe because George would be there? Or he just didn't want to leave him out. I dunno. I wouldn't even know what to do with that.

Ehh. Whatever, it's fine.

It's the same as thinking about Luffy and Chopper like that, for me. Egh.

........Yeah, their names just need to never be mentioned when dealing with this kind of topic EVER. Ever ever ever. Yargh.

Too right. I'm changing the subject.

Why are you making more cookies, you have your cigarettes back, now.

Ah, because Miranda-chan is here and she wants to!

And Yoshi seemed pretty excited about, too.

Ah, right, I haven't met the midget yet.

...Of course he did.

She's not a midget. She's fucking adorable.

Heh, yeah, I guess that's not surprising.

Small things often are. Case in point, Dino-in-Boots.

...Yeah, but there is kitten and tiny dinosaur cute, and then there is kid cute. They're two separate things!

I don't see how. What's the difference?

It's— .....I don't know, it's just different! Kids are human.

Yeah, n'so they can be brats, too.

Yeah, that's part of it. They can also actually talk to you and interact and learn and look up to you and find the simple act of baking cookies amazing and...other things.

...They have a lot of potential, I guess. And enthusiasm, sometimes. And teaching stuff...Hm.

Yeah, see? Exactly! You can't teach a puppy how to use Santouryuu.

Hn. No, suppose you can't.

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