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...Hm.

It could look worse, I guess.

...

Actually.

No. It couldn't.

Goddammit. Whatever.

ANYWAY. Straw Hats, we kinda need to...go pick someone up. I told him we'd be there in...oh...negative five weeks. Ahah. Nami-sa—er. Na...mi.....nngh - she says we're leaving right after lunch. So get your shit together!

P.S. I haven't had a cigarette in almost three days. You've been warned. Not that you NEED to be warned, because I'm totally fine.

P.P.S. Chopper says he's gonna take my stitches out tomorrow. THANK FUCK.

P.P.P.S. Zoro is an idiot.

[ooc: SO SANJI NOW LOOKS LIKE THIS. Minus the smile. As he is none too pleased at the moment, haha. \o/]

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That's 'cause you're an idiot.

...Say this stuff first instead of just bringing it up out of nowhere when I still have that to think about.

.....Yeah, I suppose that would've been a little more...smart.

Y'think?

I said it was simple curiosity, that was supposed to help! Anyway, it was just...I dunno, names came up, yours was one of them, my first thought was: HA, yeah right, he'd never go for it - and then I wondered if that was actually true or not. That's all.

...Whatever, cook. I can't see it as a neutral question.

...

"Probably not."

It’s more just in fun. Like it’s a Truth or Dare question or something. You know, like...name four other people you’d have a— ...Right, nevermind. Not your style.

...Ah. What’s with the quotes?

No, it's not. And you got huffy enough about Mihawk and were even weird about that thing with Michiko, so I don't know why you'd want me to answer, either.

"Probably not" is what I'd say if I were talking about this with you, which I'm not...I left the rest of that unwritten.

Because this isn't real and THAT stuff—anyway. I mean, Usopp's name came up, come on.

Oh. Gotcha. Well if we were talking about this, I'd probably say I liked that answer.

And that stuff is?...Usopp came up. Were you talking about this with George?

...Hn. Moron. It's the one you expected.

Well yeah. You do think Mihawk's HOT or something. And Michiko-chan did kiss you. Ergo - real. ...And no. Not George. Although she came up, too.

I could've been wrong. You never know.

Whatever. You think half the human race is hot. More, if you count some guys. I can count the number of people I've been attracted to on one hand, I don't see what your deal is. And that was on the cheek, under mistletoe.

Right. Lucci, then.

Well, I can't imagine it ever happening, so you weren't.

So you can see how it's a little more noticeable when someone strikes your fancy, yeah? And I don't have a deal. You're the one who brought that stuff up, not me! I'm over it. Totally over it.

...Well who else would start talking about orgies out of the blue.

It'd be way too fucking complicated. And messy. And I mentioned awkward, right? That's why it's just something you talk about in a completely non-serious way.

...Maybe, I guess? I dunno, I don't even usually think about this kinda thing at all. And good, 'cause it's stupid for you to be weird when I'm not the one who has Stuff with someone else on board.

...Hn. You would, apparently.

Well, a freaking orgy, yeah. What were you idiots trying to do, find some way to fit six or seven people in one bed??

God, how is your brain wired that you never think about this kind of stuff, I don't get it. It's not like I don't focus on other things, this sort of shit just comes up! And it came up back before I'd ever even done anything, so that ain't an excuse. And...stuff, that was—different. Whatever. I was jealous, so sue me.

...Right, point. But he started it.

Ahah. No. He was just saying it'd solve everyone's problems. And then I asked who he'd invite.

It comes up if you involve yourself in it. And it never used to come up on this ship...Hn. Jealous over nothing, cook.

Whatever. Buncha gossips.

...What a disturbing idea. Please tell me you didn't bring up Usopp.

Yeah, well then we all got tired of living like monks, I guess.

Jealousy ain't exactly something you can control. It just fucking happens.

Oh hell no. I didn't bring up anyone, I was just agreeing or disagreeing with people he said. Or going what-the-fuck at, as in the case with Usopp.

Not ALL, thank fuck. We've been over that.

...Yeah, I know that.

Good. Nixing everyone but the girls, huh. Well, I don't even want to know why the leopard brought up Usopp, but that's just wrong.

Right, right. Not ALL.

...Yeah, so. Even if it's dumb and unnecessary... Sorry.

Yep—well. Basically. And I just...have no idea. Maybe because George would be there? Or he just didn't want to leave him out. I dunno. I wouldn't even know what to do with that.

Ehh. Whatever, it's fine.

It's the same as thinking about Luffy and Chopper like that, for me. Egh.

........Yeah, their names just need to never be mentioned when dealing with this kind of topic EVER. Ever ever ever. Yargh.

Too right. I'm changing the subject.

Why are you making more cookies, you have your cigarettes back, now.

Ah, because Miranda-chan is here and she wants to!

And Yoshi seemed pretty excited about, too.

Ah, right, I haven't met the midget yet.

...Of course he did.

She's not a midget. She's fucking adorable.

Heh, yeah, I guess that's not surprising.

Small things often are. Case in point, Dino-in-Boots.

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