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[serving_love]

...Hm.

It could look worse, I guess.

...

Actually.

No. It couldn't.

Goddammit. Whatever.

ANYWAY. Straw Hats, we kinda need to...go pick someone up. I told him we'd be there in...oh...negative five weeks. Ahah. Nami-sa—er. Na...mi.....nngh - she says we're leaving right after lunch. So get your shit together!


P.S. I haven't had a cigarette in almost three days. You've been warned. Not that you NEED to be warned, because I'm totally fine.

P.P.S. Chopper says he's gonna take my stitches out tomorrow. THANK FUCK.

P.P.P.S. Zoro is an idiot.



[ooc: SO SANJI NOW LOOKS LIKE THIS. Minus the smile. As he is none too pleased at the moment, haha. \o/]

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Re: [private]

[strayswordsman.livejournal.com]

Whatever. Couldn't have been that bad if I didn't even wake up.

Re: [private]

[serving-love.livejournal.com]

Uh-huh.

...You're gonna think this is a fucking weird and possibly entirely inappropriate question, but - apropos of nothing and just out of simple curiosity, do you think you'd ever sleep with more than one person at the same time?

Re: [private]

[strayswordsman.livejournal.com]

...

...Why the fuck are you asking me that?

Re: [private]

[serving-love.livejournal.com]

SIMPLE CURIOSITY, like I said!! Don't look too much into it! I was just...talking hypothetical situations with - someone. Not stuff that would ever actually happen.

Re: [private]

[strayswordsman.livejournal.com]

Fuck. Off.

Re: [private]

[serving-love.livejournal.com]

Oh, come on! I'm not asking because I've got some secret agenda or something, I was just wondering what your answer would be!

Re: [private]

[strayswordsman.livejournal.com]

My answer is fuck off, it's none of your goddamn business. Go talk your pretend situation with who-fucking-ever, but leave me the hell out of it.

Re: [private]

[serving-love.livejournal.com]

Yeesh, alright, alright. Mr. Wanna-Be-Normal, this is the same sort of shit I woulda asked you before.

Re: [private]

[strayswordsman.livejournal.com]

...Are you insane? No, you're just fucking nosy enough that you might've. Even if it is something you woulda asked, you're the one who didn't want me to forget, and if I don't, "normal" can't cover talking about this kinda shit with you.

Re: [private]

[serving-love.livejournal.com]

Fine, okay, I'm done! Shutting up!

...

But for the record, I don't think I would. Too awkward. Just saying. I'll leave you alone now.

Re: [private]

[strayswordsman.livejournal.com]

Whatever. You're an amazing moron for asking me in the first place.

...So why are you even talking about it with someone, then.

Re: [private]

[serving-love.livejournal.com]

I know, I wasn't gonna but then I figured what the hell. Didn't think you'd get that pissy.

Because it came up? It's a WHAT-IF thing and I was bored, I'm hardly taking it seriously.

Re: [private]

[strayswordsman.livejournal.com]

That's 'cause you're an idiot.

...Say this stuff first instead of just bringing it up out of nowhere when I still have that to think about.

Re: [private]

[serving-love.livejournal.com]

.....Yeah, I suppose that would've been a little more...smart.

Re: [private]

[strayswordsman.livejournal.com]

Y'think?

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[serving-love.livejournal.com]

I said it was simple curiosity, that was supposed to help! Anyway, it was just...I dunno, names came up, yours was one of them, my first thought was: HA, yeah right, he'd never go for it - and then I wondered if that was actually true or not. That's all.

Re: [private]

[strayswordsman.livejournal.com]

...Whatever, cook. I can't see it as a neutral question.

...

"Probably not."

Re: [private]

[serving-love.livejournal.com]

It’s more just in fun. Like it’s a Truth or Dare question or something. You know, like...name four other people you’d have a— ...Right, nevermind. Not your style.

...Ah. What’s with the quotes?

Re: [private]

[strayswordsman.livejournal.com]

No, it's not. And you got huffy enough about Mihawk and were even weird about that thing with Michiko, so I don't know why you'd want me to answer, either.

"Probably not" is what I'd say if I were talking about this with you, which I'm not...I left the rest of that unwritten.

Re: [private]

[serving-love.livejournal.com]

Because this isn't real and THAT stuff—anyway. I mean, Usopp's name came up, come on.

Oh. Gotcha. Well if we were talking about this, I'd probably say I liked that answer.

Re: [private]

[strayswordsman.livejournal.com]

And that stuff is?...Usopp came up. Were you talking about this with George?

...Hn. Moron. It's the one you expected.

Re: [private]

[serving-love.livejournal.com]

Well yeah. You do think Mihawk's HOT or something. And Michiko-chan did kiss you. Ergo - real. ...And no. Not George. Although she came up, too.

I could've been wrong. You never know.

Re: [private]

[strayswordsman.livejournal.com]

Whatever. You think half the human race is hot. More, if you count some guys. I can count the number of people I've been attracted to on one hand, I don't see what your deal is. And that was on the cheek, under mistletoe.

Right. Lucci, then.

Well, I can't imagine it ever happening, so you weren't.

Re: [private]

[serving-love.livejournal.com]

So you can see how it's a little more noticeable when someone strikes your fancy, yeah? And I don't have a deal. You're the one who brought that stuff up, not me! I'm over it. Totally over it.

...Well who else would start talking about orgies out of the blue.

It'd be way too fucking complicated. And messy. And I mentioned awkward, right? That's why it's just something you talk about in a completely non-serious way.

Re: [private]

[strayswordsman.livejournal.com]

...Maybe, I guess? I dunno, I don't even usually think about this kinda thing at all. And good, 'cause it's stupid for you to be weird when I'm not the one who has Stuff with someone else on board.

...Hn. You would, apparently.

Well, a freaking orgy, yeah. What were you idiots trying to do, find some way to fit six or seven people in one bed??