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...Hm.

It could look worse, I guess.

...

Actually.

No. It couldn't.

Goddammit. Whatever.

ANYWAY. Straw Hats, we kinda need to...go pick someone up. I told him we'd be there in...oh...negative five weeks. Ahah. Nami-sa—er. Na...mi.....nngh - she says we're leaving right after lunch. So get your shit together!

P.S. I haven't had a cigarette in almost three days. You've been warned. Not that you NEED to be warned, because I'm totally fine.

P.P.S. Chopper says he's gonna take my stitches out tomorrow. THANK FUCK.

P.P.P.S. Zoro is an idiot.

[ooc: SO SANJI NOW LOOKS LIKE THIS. Minus the smile. As he is none too pleased at the moment, haha. \o/]

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Maybe if I sleep through an important battle someday.

That's really very likely with you, you know.

What? No it's not. I've never slept through anything that really mattered.

...You managed to sleep through the entire hellish nightmare that was the first day we sailed on the Grand Line!!

But alright, fine, you've been there for every fight.

What are you even talking about. And yeah, like I'd ever miss one.

See, you don't even remember. Because you were SLEEPING.

Whatever. Couldn't have been that bad if I didn't even wake up.

Uh-huh.

...You're gonna think this is a fucking weird and possibly entirely inappropriate question, but - apropos of nothing and just out of simple curiosity, do you think you'd ever sleep with more than one person at the same time?

...

...Why the fuck are you asking me that?

SIMPLE CURIOSITY, like I said!! Don't look too much into it! I was just...talking hypothetical situations with - someone. Not stuff that would ever actually happen.

Fuck. Off.

Oh, come on! I'm not asking because I've got some secret agenda or something, I was just wondering what your answer would be!

My answer is fuck off, it's none of your goddamn business. Go talk your pretend situation with who-fucking-ever, but leave me the hell out of it.

Edited 2010-01-11 09:35 (UTC)

Yeesh, alright, alright. Mr. Wanna-Be-Normal, this is the same sort of shit I woulda asked you before.

...Are you insane? No, you're just fucking nosy enough that you might've. Even if it is something you woulda asked, you're the one who didn't want me to forget, and if I don't, "normal" can't cover talking about this kinda shit with you.

Fine, okay, I'm done! Shutting up!

...

But for the record, I don't think I would. Too awkward. Just saying. I'll leave you alone now.

Whatever. You're an amazing moron for asking me in the first place.

...So why are you even talking about it with someone, then.

I know, I wasn't gonna but then I figured what the hell. Didn't think you'd get that pissy.

Because it came up? It's a WHAT-IF thing and I was bored, I'm hardly taking it seriously.

That's 'cause you're an idiot.

...Say this stuff first instead of just bringing it up out of nowhere when I still have that to think about.

.....Yeah, I suppose that would've been a little more...smart.

Y'think?

I said it was simple curiosity, that was supposed to help! Anyway, it was just...I dunno, names came up, yours was one of them, my first thought was: HA, yeah right, he'd never go for it - and then I wondered if that was actually true or not. That's all.

...Whatever, cook. I can't see it as a neutral question.

...

"Probably not."

It’s more just in fun. Like it’s a Truth or Dare question or something. You know, like...name four other people you’d have a— ...Right, nevermind. Not your style.

...Ah. What’s with the quotes?

No, it's not. And you got huffy enough about Mihawk and were even weird about that thing with Michiko, so I don't know why you'd want me to answer, either.

"Probably not" is what I'd say if I were talking about this with you, which I'm not...I left the rest of that unwritten.

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