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Awwww, c'mon Zoro! You HAVE to come!!

No I don't. I've been goofing off too much lately.

Think of it as training, then!!

...How the hell would it be training?

I found the dojo here, anyway, and can get some actual training in.

Come ON, Zoro. You can do that tomorrow. Tonight we're gonna have fun!

I've been dragged out dancing practically every day since we got here. Not my fault you missed it.

Don't lie! Sanji said you went ONCE!! Besides, I let you drag me out drinking the other night! You OWE me!!

Yeah, once when he was there.

...What the hell, we did that 'cause you were down! You just want to haul me out so you can point and laugh!

...wait. So you went out dancing on your OWN a few times?

Well. I'm still a little down! And the perfect thing to cheer me up would be my good friend Zoro-kun coming to dance with us tonight! You can't refuse that, can you? Anyway, it'll be FUN!

No, moron, with Michiko!

Oh, you're just making shit up now.

...IF I go, you're buying all my booze.

...do you like her, or something?

Like I'd ever do that!

WHAT?! I can't afford that!!

...Huh? Ehhh, I guess so, kinda. But she's leaving anyway, so—wait, wait, d'you mean like that?

Uh-huh.

Whatever, I'll let it go.

Edited 2009-11-25 22:15 (UTC)

I dunno. You tell me!

What. I am WOUNDED to my very CORE that you would even suggest a thing like that, Zoro!

...yeah? ~~That was easy.~~ Since I'm so generous, I'll buy you ONE drink though, how about that??

Don't you people know she already has a guy?

I'm sure. Hey, I think your nose just got longer.

Che. Well, the cook mentioned you'll need money for a hotel, so I guess I shouldn't bankrupt you.

.....she does?! Ah!! I didn't mean-- FORGET I SAID ANYTHING!!!

More distinguished, you mean.

...Sanji has a big mouth.

A-anyway, it's...probably not what you think. George just asked me if I wanted to stay with her in one and--okay, it probably IS what you think, but just...DON'T THINK ABOUT IT AT ALL, how about that??!

It's that person she's looking for.

If you wanna think of that way, sure.

...I think I can manage that, yeah.

Oh. Well--she never said anything about that to me! So...I didn't know.

It's fine if you're a little jealous of my rugged good looks; it's only natural, after all!

Well. Good.

I thought she showed everybody those pictures. Whatever, though.

Funny. Keep that optimism.

Yeah, think it's best for sanity all around.

What pictures?

That isn't FUNNY. I'm trying to reassure you!

...I almost feel like I should be kind of insulted by that.

The drawing somebody else did of her Hiroshi guy, and the one that looks like a bear she did herself, of that kid.

Oh, I'm reassured. Really.

Don't be. Turn the idea around and see how your sanity feels.

Oh. Nah, didn't see 'em. So...she's not a great artist, I guess?

Are you sure? You don't sound quite sincere to me.

...yeah, I don't even know what you're talking about anymore. More and more I'm starting to think you hit your head a lot harder than you thought.

No. No she is not.

You're imagining things. M'perfectly sincere.

Moron. I meant, you don't wanna imagine your nakama having sex, do you? No, I didn't think so.

Not as bad as Luffy, though, right?

I dunno, Zoro. I don't want you to feel inadequate next to me like that.

...oh. Well. Okay, when you put it THAT way...

It's a close call.

...Who's inadequate?

Yeah. So don't worry about it.

...okay, this I gotta see.

Well. You know. We can't ALL be as dashing and good-looking as me! You're not BAD, though. You'd probably be fine if you scowled a little less.

I wasn't WORRYING about it...