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[serving_love]

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There’s a vineyard on this island. On the other side, away from town. What the hell. Clubs, bars, hotels, a pretty fucking decent food market, and a vineyard.

Can we never leave?


Unrelated, but – turkey, ham, or both?

Oh, and I need a head count. Mashiro-san, you guys are staying through Thursday at least, right?? ...And you, Ace?

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[serving-love.livejournal.com]

I'm not exactly making that any easier. ...Sorry.

[strayswordsman.livejournal.com]

Oh don't apologize, cook, s'not like you—or anyone else—fucking owe me anything. It's my job to deal.

[serving-love.livejournal.com]

...Does it really bother you?

EVASIVE MANEUVERS, CAPTAIN

[strayswordsman.livejournal.com]

...What, all the drama and pairing off going on aboard?

[serving-love.livejournal.com]

There's not that much pairing off, just Usopp and George-san. It's not like I'm- I mean. And Lucci doesn't--

...

Just. Yes. What you said.

[strayswordsman.livejournal.com]

...Not bothered like, offended or something. I mean, I know Usopp has good judgment, and you can—ah, you two can do what you want. Obviously.

It's just kinda...weird? I guess. Y'know, seems sudden from my perspective, even though I know it's not.

...Thank fuck I didn't wake up to find out Luffy or someone had started dating, think that woulda really cracked my sanity.

[serving-love.livejournal.com]

...Mm, I guess it's a lot to have thrown at you. Especially when it's all happening on the same ship and not just like...whenever we dock somewhere.

Ha! Lucky for all of us, I don't think Luffy even knows what dating means. Much less anything beyond that.

[strayswordsman.livejournal.com]

Mm. S'a small ship.

Yeah, n'here's hoping it stays that way.


[OOC: I almost want Zoro to walk in when Sanji or Lucci inevitably forgets to lock the bathroom door, spot them, and promptly about face and go right back out, b/c I am evil. But that would just make things more awkward in the same way it already is, LOL.]

[serving-love.livejournal.com]

But, for the record... It's not like it's happened a lot.

The guy's like totally oblivious, so I'm pretty sure it will.

[strayswordsman.livejournal.com]

...No?...Right, you just...started.

I dunno, did you see that Empress Shichibukai flailing over him on her journal?


[OOC: Fufufu, maybe it'll happen, then. >:3]

[serving-love.livejournal.com]

That ain't why. It's just not something to go crazy with, s'more of a..."as needed" kinda thing.

...I was carefully ignoring it because it's all around better for my sanity.

[strayswordsman.livejournal.com]

...Is it. Right.

Hah. She acts like you when you're around the girls.

[serving-love.livejournal.com]

...Yeah, that probably seems even worse to you.

Oh shut up. Ugh, I still can't believe Luffy ended up on her island. HERS. She's from that Amazon island, there's no men there! ONLY WOMEN!!! And that's completely wasted on Luffy, he has no fucking clue how lucky he was getting to run around with a bunch of beautiful girls while I was stuck-- ALSKJDHLAKJSHKS.

[strayswordsman.livejournal.com]

That's not what I meant. It's not 'worse'...whatever that is.

...Pffft, I think Luffy's probably the only guy they wouldn't have destroyed, so he's the best fit. An' that's right, even all this time later you haven't said where you ended up...While you were stuck—where, exactly?

[serving-love.livejournal.com]

So it's better? That it's nothing serious?

...Nowhere. In a fucking hellhole, that's all you need to know.

[strayswordsman.livejournal.com]

I—geh?...I dunno!! Better for who?

[serving-love.livejournal.com]

...I was just going with what you said, I don't know!

[strayswordsman.livejournal.com]

Agh...This—OK, OK, wait a minute, fuck. Are you still talking about—me coping, or whatever, or is this about you? Or the damn leopard, for that matter?

[serving-love.livejournal.com]

.......All of the above? Sort of. Minus Lucci. Shit, I dunno, you just seemed kinda not okay with it or...or weirded out by the whole thing or something, so I thought if I told you it was just...completely casual and didn't mean anything then you'd get it, but then I remembered you don't even do the whole casual fucking thing, so - and I don't know why I care what you think because it's not like it's any of your business yet I keep MAKING it your business by bringing it up every two seconds even though you obviously don't wanna hear about it and -- fuck.

I shoulda just waited for the next island and found a goddamn girl.

[private] IC: why the hell is this still public

[strayswordsman.livejournal.com]

...You're not me, I'm not gonna get weird on you for doin' something I wouldn't, cook. If I—seem not okay with it, I dunno, but it's not about that, at least.

It isn't my business, cook, I know that, and I've been trying...there are only so many reasons why you'd care what I think so much, and you need t'stop confusing me, okay?

...Why didn't you? I mean. You just told me that day you wouldn't go for guys. Lucci's just. That attractive?

[strayswordsman.livejournal.com]

...What, literally? Did you get tortured? I hope you told Chopper...

[serving-love.livejournal.com]

Yes. Completely tortured. It was awful.

[strayswordsman.livejournal.com]

...Oh, no, you didn't. You're just hiding something.

[serving-love.livejournal.com]

It was MENTAL torture!

[strayswordsman.livejournal.com]

Right. What, was it a hairy,-ball-scratching-guys only island or something?