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[serving_love]

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There’s a vineyard on this island. On the other side, away from town. What the hell. Clubs, bars, hotels, a pretty fucking decent food market, and a vineyard.

Can we never leave?


Unrelated, but – turkey, ham, or both?

Oh, and I need a head count. Mashiro-san, you guys are staying through Thursday at least, right?? ...And you, Ace?

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[private] IC: why the hell is this still public

[strayswordsman.livejournal.com]

...You're not me, I'm not gonna get weird on you for doin' something I wouldn't, cook. If I—seem not okay with it, I dunno, but it's not about that, at least.

It isn't my business, cook, I know that, and I've been trying...there are only so many reasons why you'd care what I think so much, and you need t'stop confusing me, okay?

...Why didn't you? I mean. You just told me that day you wouldn't go for guys. Lucci's just. That attractive?

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[serving-love.livejournal.com]

I didn't- ...I never said I wouldn't go for guys. I might've implied it -- okay, definitely implied it, and I think more specifically I said I didn't want to sleep with Lucci, which was...obviously a lie, but - never said that other thing. But with Lucci, I dunno. I just...felt like it. It'd been awhile. Maybe I was curious. Fuck knows. But I knew with him, at least, things wouldn't get...fucked up. Or weird. ...Or ruined.

...I'm not trying to confuse you. Hell, if anything, I confuse myself. Don't know what the hell is going on in my own head these days, I'm sorta thinking I went insane somewhere along the line.

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[strayswordsman.livejournal.com]

...Right. You wanted your uncomplicated—thing, and you've got it. Right. Okay.

And you're...curious? And you just found out I usually like men, so—that's probably why you want my opinion on your...thing. I guess. Hah. Knew I had to be imagining—anyway, nevermind. You've always been insane.

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[serving-love.livejournal.com]

...Yes and no, god, you're so... Geez, you've got it backwards - I was curious BECAUSE I'd just found out you usually...whatever, and it's not like I was looking for your opinion because I figured you'd be some master of guy-on-guy relationships! I just. Shit. Uncomplicated, right...well I did a fine job of fucking making everything complicated anyway.

Imagining what?

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[strayswordsman.livejournal.com]

...I thought you weren't trying to confuse me. Finding out made you curious, and you have some other reason for caring what I think. If you're gonna shoot down my reasoning, Sanji, you have to know what this goddamn sounds like and just tell me I'm wrong before I go fucking crazy!

This! You're doing it again!

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[serving-love.livejournal.com]

Well, Zoro, what does it goddamn sound like, then?! Just what the hell are you imagining, because I can't read YOUR mind either, you know -- look, you fail at the being straightforward thing as much as I do!!

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[strayswordsman.livejournal.com]

...God fucking damn it! Fine, you shitty cook! You want straightforward?!

You apparently decided t'fuck Lucci because you got curious when you found out I like guys—and you were frustrated n'you think he's fucking hot, yeah, I get that—you've been interrogating me, you stared at me when I was dancing with Michiko, and when I was peeling potatoes, and half a dozen other times, maybe, and then you go off again with the damn leopard and—I don't even know! What the hell!

It fucking sounds like you're trying t'figure out who I like and why, if I'm goddamn jealous of you and Lucci—who you're just fuck-buddies with, no worries—n'that you might li—be attr—be interested in me!...Too. For...something. Fs'dslkdaj;ghksdls!!

Shitdammitfuck, cook, just kick me in the head now and tell me I'm insane and hallucinating, alright?! And remember that you fucking asked!

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[serving-love.livejournal.com]

...

Well would it be such a bad thing??!

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[strayswordsman.livejournal.com]

I didn't say it would be bad!! You—

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[strayswordsman.livejournal.com]

—You.....buh?

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[serving-love.livejournal.com]

...Shit.

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[serving-love.livejournal.com]

Look, it's -- don't worry about it, I wasn't gonna...do anything, I mean, I know I'm not- Er. Fuck. Just - forget I said anything! Or forget you said anything, I guess, since I couldn't even fucking own up to it- Anyway, it ain't a big deal. Right? I'll get over it. Keep ignoring it, whatever, no problem.

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[strayswordsman.livejournal.com]

Ignore...? You think I don't—? God, you're fucking dense!

...You're also sleeping with Lucci, you fall half in love with every woman you meet and you'll settle down with one eventually, this probably is some kind of damn phase you'll get over, and...like you said, I don't do casual shit.

Especially not with you. 'Cause you're exactly my fucking type, whatever the hell that means.

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[serving-love.livejournal.com]

I'll keep ignoring it, I meant...

...Right, see? I'm not dense, asshole, I knew all of that. I'm not your type and - the casual thing...right. Not for you. S'why I wasn't gonna try something. Figured you wouldn't be interested and it'd probably fuck things up anyway.

So we can just...pretend we didn't have this conversation. In fact, it'd be really fucking awesome if you would forget about it entirely.

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[strayswordsman.livejournal.com]

...Holy shit, now you're not even reading what I'm fucking writing. Moron. How do you get "you're not my type" from...fuck, nevermind.

This is just...tiring. And pointless. Even if I do—I don't just want a damn fuck-buddy, so you're right, it wouldn't work.

...Fine. I'll fucking try.

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[serving-love.livejournal.com]

...

...

I - yeah. Just...realized that. Fucking shit, I was talking to Lucci and noticed- I guess that's...what I was expecting you to say. Er.

Jesus fuck.

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[strayswordsman.livejournal.com]

...You're talking t'Lucci about this. Really.

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[serving-love.livejournal.com]

...It might have come up?

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[strayswordsman.livejournal.com]

...Perfect.

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[serving-love.livejournal.com]

It was him or Usopp.

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[serving-love.livejournal.com]

But...wait, wait if you're also -- I mean. Maybe...you don't have to forget about it. Now.

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[strayswordsman.livejournal.com]

...Make up your freaking mind!!

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[strayswordsman.livejournal.com]

How does what I...feel...change anything?? All that other stuff I said still stands. S'better to leave it alone.

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[serving-love.livejournal.com]

It changes everything, I didn't think you were even slightly interested - shit, and I'm sorry I'm going off in like a thousand directions on you, it's just.

...What's your definition of not casual?

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[strayswordsman.livejournal.com]

You think I gotta damn handbook? I dunno, but it'd be too "complicated" for you, so what's the point? Something more than fucking, preferably not sharing, and with someone who's not just dicking around with guys because he can't choose a girl!

S'not like I'm looking t'get freaking married, cook, but which of those do you want to deal with? Right, none. Just—stick with the leopard.