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[serving_love]

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There’s a vineyard on this island. On the other side, away from town. What the hell. Clubs, bars, hotels, a pretty fucking decent food market, and a vineyard.

Can we never leave?


Unrelated, but – turkey, ham, or both?

Oh, and I need a head count. Mashiro-san, you guys are staying through Thursday at least, right?? ...And you, Ace?

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So it's better? That it's nothing serious?

...Nowhere. In a fucking hellhole, that's all you need to know.

[strayswordsman.livejournal.com]

I—geh?...I dunno!! Better for who?

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...I was just going with what you said, I don't know!

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Agh...This—OK, OK, wait a minute, fuck. Are you still talking about—me coping, or whatever, or is this about you? Or the damn leopard, for that matter?

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.......All of the above? Sort of. Minus Lucci. Shit, I dunno, you just seemed kinda not okay with it or...or weirded out by the whole thing or something, so I thought if I told you it was just...completely casual and didn't mean anything then you'd get it, but then I remembered you don't even do the whole casual fucking thing, so - and I don't know why I care what you think because it's not like it's any of your business yet I keep MAKING it your business by bringing it up every two seconds even though you obviously don't wanna hear about it and -- fuck.

I shoulda just waited for the next island and found a goddamn girl.

[private] IC: why the hell is this still public

[strayswordsman.livejournal.com]

...You're not me, I'm not gonna get weird on you for doin' something I wouldn't, cook. If I—seem not okay with it, I dunno, but it's not about that, at least.

It isn't my business, cook, I know that, and I've been trying...there are only so many reasons why you'd care what I think so much, and you need t'stop confusing me, okay?

...Why didn't you? I mean. You just told me that day you wouldn't go for guys. Lucci's just. That attractive?

Re: [private] IC: lmfao GOOD QUESTION

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I didn't- ...I never said I wouldn't go for guys. I might've implied it -- okay, definitely implied it, and I think more specifically I said I didn't want to sleep with Lucci, which was...obviously a lie, but - never said that other thing. But with Lucci, I dunno. I just...felt like it. It'd been awhile. Maybe I was curious. Fuck knows. But I knew with him, at least, things wouldn't get...fucked up. Or weird. ...Or ruined.

...I'm not trying to confuse you. Hell, if anything, I confuse myself. Don't know what the hell is going on in my own head these days, I'm sorta thinking I went insane somewhere along the line.

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...Right. You wanted your uncomplicated—thing, and you've got it. Right. Okay.

And you're...curious? And you just found out I usually like men, so—that's probably why you want my opinion on your...thing. I guess. Hah. Knew I had to be imagining—anyway, nevermind. You've always been insane.

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...Yes and no, god, you're so... Geez, you've got it backwards - I was curious BECAUSE I'd just found out you usually...whatever, and it's not like I was looking for your opinion because I figured you'd be some master of guy-on-guy relationships! I just. Shit. Uncomplicated, right...well I did a fine job of fucking making everything complicated anyway.

Imagining what?

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[strayswordsman.livejournal.com]

...I thought you weren't trying to confuse me. Finding out made you curious, and you have some other reason for caring what I think. If you're gonna shoot down my reasoning, Sanji, you have to know what this goddamn sounds like and just tell me I'm wrong before I go fucking crazy!

This! You're doing it again!

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[serving-love.livejournal.com]

Well, Zoro, what does it goddamn sound like, then?! Just what the hell are you imagining, because I can't read YOUR mind either, you know -- look, you fail at the being straightforward thing as much as I do!!

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...God fucking damn it! Fine, you shitty cook! You want straightforward?!

You apparently decided t'fuck Lucci because you got curious when you found out I like guys—and you were frustrated n'you think he's fucking hot, yeah, I get that—you've been interrogating me, you stared at me when I was dancing with Michiko, and when I was peeling potatoes, and half a dozen other times, maybe, and then you go off again with the damn leopard and—I don't even know! What the hell!

It fucking sounds like you're trying t'figure out who I like and why, if I'm goddamn jealous of you and Lucci—who you're just fuck-buddies with, no worries—n'that you might li—be attr—be interested in me!...Too. For...something. Fs'dslkdaj;ghksdls!!

Shitdammitfuck, cook, just kick me in the head now and tell me I'm insane and hallucinating, alright?! And remember that you fucking asked!

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...What, literally? Did you get tortured? I hope you told Chopper...

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Yes. Completely tortured. It was awful.

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...Oh, no, you didn't. You're just hiding something.

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It was MENTAL torture!

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Right. What, was it a hairy,-ball-scratching-guys only island or something?

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It was actually worse than even that.

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...What could be worse than that, for you?

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.......When the hairy,-ball-scratching-guys on the guys only island wear dresses? And MAKEUP?? AND ARE FUCKING HIDEOUS?????

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Wait.

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Ahh...