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[serving_love]

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There’s a vineyard on this island. On the other side, away from town. What the hell. Clubs, bars, hotels, a pretty fucking decent food market, and a vineyard.

Can we never leave?


Unrelated, but – turkey, ham, or both?

Oh, and I need a head count. Mashiro-san, you guys are staying through Thursday at least, right?? ...And you, Ace?

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[strayswordsman.livejournal.com]

Don't you people know she already has a guy?

I'm sure. Hey, I think your nose just got longer.

Che. Well, the cook mentioned you'll need money for a hotel, so I guess I shouldn't bankrupt you.

[warriorothesea.livejournal.com]

.....she does?! Ah!! I didn't mean-- FORGET I SAID ANYTHING!!!

More distinguished, you mean.

...Sanji has a big mouth.

A-anyway, it's...probably not what you think. George just asked me if I wanted to stay with her in one and--okay, it probably IS what you think, but just...DON'T THINK ABOUT IT AT ALL, how about that??!

[strayswordsman.livejournal.com]

It's that person she's looking for.

If you wanna think of that way, sure.

...I think I can manage that, yeah.

[warriorothesea.livejournal.com]

Oh. Well--she never said anything about that to me! So...I didn't know.

It's fine if you're a little jealous of my rugged good looks; it's only natural, after all!

Well. Good.

[strayswordsman.livejournal.com]

I thought she showed everybody those pictures. Whatever, though.

Funny. Keep that optimism.

Yeah, think it's best for sanity all around.

[warriorothesea.livejournal.com]

What pictures?

That isn't FUNNY. I'm trying to reassure you!

...I almost feel like I should be kind of insulted by that.

[strayswordsman.livejournal.com]

The drawing somebody else did of her Hiroshi guy, and the one that looks like a bear she did herself, of that kid.

Oh, I'm reassured. Really.

Don't be. Turn the idea around and see how your sanity feels.

[warriorothesea.livejournal.com]

Oh. Nah, didn't see 'em. So...she's not a great artist, I guess?

Are you sure? You don't sound quite sincere to me.

...yeah, I don't even know what you're talking about anymore. More and more I'm starting to think you hit your head a lot harder than you thought.

[strayswordsman.livejournal.com]

No. No she is not.

You're imagining things. M'perfectly sincere.

Moron. I meant, you don't wanna imagine your nakama having sex, do you? No, I didn't think so.

[warriorothesea.livejournal.com]

Not as bad as Luffy, though, right?

I dunno, Zoro. I don't want you to feel inadequate next to me like that.

...oh. Well. Okay, when you put it THAT way...

[strayswordsman.livejournal.com]

It's a close call.

...Who's inadequate?

Yeah. So don't worry about it.

[warriorothesea.livejournal.com]

...okay, this I gotta see.

Well. You know. We can't ALL be as dashing and good-looking as me! You're not BAD, though. You'd probably be fine if you scowled a little less.

I wasn't WORRYING about it...

[strayswordsman.livejournal.com]

This is apparently supposed to be a girl with pigtails.

Yeah, no. I'm just fine as is, thanks.

Well, good. No offense, but all this couple-y stuff onboard kinda gives me the heebie-jeebies. Think I'm allergic.

[warriorothesea.livejournal.com]

[warriorothesea.livejournal.com]

OH MAN!! THAT'S TOO FUNNY!!! Her and Luffy should color together sometime!

[strayswordsman.livejournal.com]

I know, right? Give 'em some crayons and don't even try to make 'em stay inside the lines.

[warriorothesea.livejournal.com]

Yeah! I guess it's too bad she's leaving after tomorrow.

[strayswordsman.livejournal.com]

Suppose it mighta been cool if she stayed. But she's got her own thing.

[warriorothesea.livejournal.com]

I'm just trying to help you out, man.

...wait, what do you mean ALL this couple-y stuff? It's just me and George. ...d-do you have a problem with us going out, or something?

[strayswordsman.livejournal.com]

You can stop, then.

Huh? No, 'course not; don't be dumb, Usopp. And I guess not "couple-y stuff" so much as—I dunno, pairing off? Maybe that's not right, either.

[warriorothesea.livejournal.com]

But I'm not DONE yet!

...we're not PAIRING OFF. I. Well... Hm. Anyway, it's still just me and George. So...I'm not really sure what you're saying.

[strayswordsman.livejournal.com]

Yes, you are. Trust me.

...I think I'm talking about sex. Yeah. Since when is there so much damn sex happening between people on this ship? --No. Don't answer that. Forget I mentioned it, urgh.

[warriorothesea.livejournal.com]

Now now, Zoro-kun! It's not like you're a COMPLETELY hopeless case!

[strayswordsman.livejournal.com]

Oh screw you.

[warriorothesea.livejournal.com]

...oh. That. Well. It's not... I mean. With me and George, it definitely isn't something that happened overnight. And otherwise it was just Sanji and-- Actually, I don't know if you know, so I'm just gonna stop talking right there.

Unless I missed something.