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There’s a vineyard on this island. On the other side, away from town. What the hell. Clubs, bars, hotels, a pretty fucking decent food market, and a vineyard.

Can we never leave?


Unrelated, but – turkey, ham, or both?

Oh, and I need a head count. Mashiro-san, you guys are staying through Thursday at least, right?? ...And you, Ace?

Comments

[warriorothesea.livejournal.com]

What? What now??

[strayswordsman.livejournal.com]

I'm coming over to give you knuckle-noogies. Where are you.

[warriorothesea.livejournal.com]

WHAT??! Why??

...you'll never find me!!

[strayswordsman.livejournal.com]

Can't run your mouth forever and not expect consequences, long-nose.

The ship's not that big. It's only a matter of time...

[warriorothesea.livejournal.com]

H-hey! I wasn't running my mouth, I was trying to HELP!!

...anyway, I know this ship WAY better than you do! I could stay hidden for YEARS if I wanted to!

[strayswordsman.livejournal.com]

Help with what, my "self-esteem" issues? Yeah, just asking for noogies.

Then I'll just camp out in front of the galley. Gotta eat sometime.

[warriorothesea.livejournal.com]

It's only natural that you'd feel a little inferior when you live on the same ship as ME, that's all! There's NOTHING about trying to help out with that that means NOOGIES. Really, you should be THANKING me!

O-oi. Sanji needs me to help him cook stuff!! So just go attack someone else and leave me alone. You don't want to STARVE, right??

[strayswordsman.livejournal.com]

Keep talking. Your noogie count is climbing.

What a coincidence, I was gonna help peel potatoes after I showered. Thanks for letting me know you'll be there, too.

[warriorothesea.livejournal.com]

For NO GOOD REASON!!

...Sanji won't let you cause trouble in the galley! Just forget it, Zoro!

post-helping in the kitchen, not-quite-painful noogies administered

[strayswordsman.livejournal.com]

I feel much better now. You were very helpful.

he flailed and screamed like a girl the whole time

[warriorothesea.livejournal.com]

THAT isn't the kind of help I was offering!!

[warriorothesea.livejournal.com]

My head is bruised.

LOL

[strayswordsman.livejournal.com]

Take your lumps like a man—it's character building. You should be thankful; isn't that what this holiday's supposed to be all about?

[warriorothesea.livejournal.com]

Oi. Maybe I'd be more thankful if I didn't have friends who PHYSICALLY ABUSE me for no good reason!

[strayswordsman.livejournal.com]

Abuse? Hah. It's good for you.

[warriorothesea.livejournal.com]

HOW.

[strayswordsman.livejournal.com]

Raising your tolerance threshold. And maybe helping control your 90%-of-what-comes-outta-my-mouth-is-bullshit disease.

[warriorothesea.livejournal.com]

My tolerance for what, HORRIBLE NAKAMA??

And...hey. I only spoke 100% TRUTH, it's not MY fault you took it bad. I was just trying to help, you know!!

[strayswordsman.livejournal.com]

Tolerance for hardship. You joined this crew to get stronger, right?

Yeah, yeah, sure.

...Have a good Thanksgiving?

[warriorothesea.livejournal.com]

YOU shouldn't be the one giving me the hardship!! Even IF you think that's helping, why is it that when I try to help I get tortured?? Doesn't seem very fair to me.

...yeah, it was pretty good, actually. I mean, aside from the food. It was...well. Nice, mostly.

[strayswordsman.livejournal.com]

S'practice for the real thing! M'easier on you than th'Marines would be. Aaaand again, we come back to the bullshit thing.

Whaddaya mean, it was good aside from the food?

Only mostly nice, huh.

[warriorothesea.livejournal.com]

HEY! Just because you don't want to hear it, doesn't mean it's not true! I guess it just must be a sensitive subject for you, huh?

...maybe that came out wrong. The food was awesome, obviously! I just meant...it wasn't the ONLY thing that was good. It's a cool idea for a holiday.

It just...there was still some awkwardness, that's all. It was really good other than that!

1/?

[strayswordsman.livejournal.com]

...Why do you keep coming back to this? You've already been noogied once.

[warriorothesea.livejournal.com]

THERE YOU GO AGAIN WITH THE NOOGIE THING!!!

done

[strayswordsman.livejournal.com]

Mm. Yeah, I guess so. Better than a lot of other holiday themes.

Still, huh. Saw that you at least commented on Lucci's last post, though.