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[serving_love]

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There’s a vineyard on this island. On the other side, away from town. What the hell. Clubs, bars, hotels, a pretty fucking decent food market, and a vineyard.

Can we never leave?


Unrelated, but – turkey, ham, or both?

Oh, and I need a head count. Mashiro-san, you guys are staying through Thursday at least, right?? ...And you, Ace?

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[strayswordsman.livejournal.com]

You can stop, then.

Huh? No, 'course not; don't be dumb, Usopp. And I guess not "couple-y stuff" so much as—I dunno, pairing off? Maybe that's not right, either.

[warriorothesea.livejournal.com]

But I'm not DONE yet!

...we're not PAIRING OFF. I. Well... Hm. Anyway, it's still just me and George. So...I'm not really sure what you're saying.

[strayswordsman.livejournal.com]

Yes, you are. Trust me.

...I think I'm talking about sex. Yeah. Since when is there so much damn sex happening between people on this ship? --No. Don't answer that. Forget I mentioned it, urgh.

[warriorothesea.livejournal.com]

Now now, Zoro-kun! It's not like you're a COMPLETELY hopeless case!

[strayswordsman.livejournal.com]

Oh screw you.

[warriorothesea.livejournal.com]

What? What now??

[strayswordsman.livejournal.com]

I'm coming over to give you knuckle-noogies. Where are you.

[warriorothesea.livejournal.com]

WHAT??! Why??

...you'll never find me!!

[strayswordsman.livejournal.com]

Can't run your mouth forever and not expect consequences, long-nose.

The ship's not that big. It's only a matter of time...

[warriorothesea.livejournal.com]

H-hey! I wasn't running my mouth, I was trying to HELP!!

...anyway, I know this ship WAY better than you do! I could stay hidden for YEARS if I wanted to!

[strayswordsman.livejournal.com]

Help with what, my "self-esteem" issues? Yeah, just asking for noogies.

Then I'll just camp out in front of the galley. Gotta eat sometime.

[warriorothesea.livejournal.com]

It's only natural that you'd feel a little inferior when you live on the same ship as ME, that's all! There's NOTHING about trying to help out with that that means NOOGIES. Really, you should be THANKING me!

O-oi. Sanji needs me to help him cook stuff!! So just go attack someone else and leave me alone. You don't want to STARVE, right??

[strayswordsman.livejournal.com]

Keep talking. Your noogie count is climbing.

What a coincidence, I was gonna help peel potatoes after I showered. Thanks for letting me know you'll be there, too.

[warriorothesea.livejournal.com]

...oh. That. Well. It's not... I mean. With me and George, it definitely isn't something that happened overnight. And otherwise it was just Sanji and-- Actually, I don't know if you know, so I'm just gonna stop talking right there.

Unless I missed something.

[strayswordsman.livejournal.com]

Yeah, I get that you've been together a while. Good for you.

...Of course I know, you two were talking about it on my journal!...And this is his journal, so I'm shutting up now.

[warriorothesea.livejournal.com]

Well. You don't remember right, so I just wanted you to know it isn't like...that.

Yeah, but he didn't say WHO in your journal. At least, not when he was talking to me. So I didn't want to just...blab.

[strayswordsman.livejournal.com]

I told you before, I know you. I wouldn't think that.

Who the hell else could it be on this ship.

[warriorothesea.livejournal.com]

Okay, okay.

...well. Point.

[serving-love.livejournal.com]

Well this is a fun thread.

[warriorothesea.livejournal.com]

...eheh. Hi, Sanji!

[serving-love.livejournal.com]

Hey.

[warriorothesea.livejournal.com]

What? I didn't say anything!

[strayswordsman.livejournal.com]

Oh, fucking...I was just shutting up, cook.

[serving-love.livejournal.com]

I don't get how it was so obvious it was him! WHAT THE HELL.

[strayswordsman.livejournal.com]

...Do you even remember exactly what you said? It narrowed the options a hell of a lot.