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[serving_love]

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There’s a vineyard on this island. On the other side, away from town. What the hell. Clubs, bars, hotels, a pretty fucking decent food market, and a vineyard.

Can we never leave?


Unrelated, but – turkey, ham, or both?

Oh, and I need a head count. Mashiro-san, you guys are staying through Thursday at least, right?? ...And you, Ace?

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[serving-love.livejournal.com]

I don't get how it was so obvious it was him! WHAT THE HELL.

[strayswordsman.livejournal.com]

...Do you even remember exactly what you said? It narrowed the options a hell of a lot.

[serving-love.livejournal.com]

...No, not really. Narrowed the options enough that it cut out all three of the single girls on board?? Well. Two and a half.

[serving-love.livejournal.com]

Oh wait. I do remember.

...

Nevermind.

[strayswordsman.livejournal.com]

And you've been smirking at each other all over th'place. In case you thought you were being subtle.

[serving-love.livejournal.com]

.....Ah. I didn't realize.

[strayswordsman.livejournal.com]

...Eh, just ignore my whining. All of this new—stuff with everyone is just harder to avoid than I thought it'd be.

[serving-love.livejournal.com]

Whining, is that what we're calling this? You're taking it pretty well, far as I can tell. Probably shouldn't be flaunting it all around anyway.

[strayswordsman.livejournal.com]

I said I wouldn't mention it at all, so...yeah. I should just be able to ignore it. ...Whatever.

[serving-love.livejournal.com]

I'm not exactly making that any easier. ...Sorry.

[strayswordsman.livejournal.com]

Oh don't apologize, cook, s'not like you—or anyone else—fucking owe me anything. It's my job to deal.

[serving-love.livejournal.com]

...Does it really bother you?

EVASIVE MANEUVERS, CAPTAIN

[strayswordsman.livejournal.com]

...What, all the drama and pairing off going on aboard?

[serving-love.livejournal.com]

There's not that much pairing off, just Usopp and George-san. It's not like I'm- I mean. And Lucci doesn't--

...

Just. Yes. What you said.

[strayswordsman.livejournal.com]

...Not bothered like, offended or something. I mean, I know Usopp has good judgment, and you can—ah, you two can do what you want. Obviously.

It's just kinda...weird? I guess. Y'know, seems sudden from my perspective, even though I know it's not.

...Thank fuck I didn't wake up to find out Luffy or someone had started dating, think that woulda really cracked my sanity.

[serving-love.livejournal.com]

...Mm, I guess it's a lot to have thrown at you. Especially when it's all happening on the same ship and not just like...whenever we dock somewhere.

Ha! Lucky for all of us, I don't think Luffy even knows what dating means. Much less anything beyond that.

[strayswordsman.livejournal.com]

Mm. S'a small ship.

Yeah, n'here's hoping it stays that way.


[OOC: I almost want Zoro to walk in when Sanji or Lucci inevitably forgets to lock the bathroom door, spot them, and promptly about face and go right back out, b/c I am evil. But that would just make things more awkward in the same way it already is, LOL.]

[serving-love.livejournal.com]

But, for the record... It's not like it's happened a lot.

The guy's like totally oblivious, so I'm pretty sure it will.

[strayswordsman.livejournal.com]

...No?...Right, you just...started.

I dunno, did you see that Empress Shichibukai flailing over him on her journal?


[OOC: Fufufu, maybe it'll happen, then. >:3]

[serving-love.livejournal.com]

That ain't why. It's just not something to go crazy with, s'more of a..."as needed" kinda thing.

...I was carefully ignoring it because it's all around better for my sanity.

[strayswordsman.livejournal.com]

...Is it. Right.

Hah. She acts like you when you're around the girls.

[serving-love.livejournal.com]

...Yeah, that probably seems even worse to you.

Oh shut up. Ugh, I still can't believe Luffy ended up on her island. HERS. She's from that Amazon island, there's no men there! ONLY WOMEN!!! And that's completely wasted on Luffy, he has no fucking clue how lucky he was getting to run around with a bunch of beautiful girls while I was stuck-- ALSKJDHLAKJSHKS.

[strayswordsman.livejournal.com]

That's not what I meant. It's not 'worse'...whatever that is.

...Pffft, I think Luffy's probably the only guy they wouldn't have destroyed, so he's the best fit. An' that's right, even all this time later you haven't said where you ended up...While you were stuck—where, exactly?

[serving-love.livejournal.com]

So it's better? That it's nothing serious?

...Nowhere. In a fucking hellhole, that's all you need to know.

[strayswordsman.livejournal.com]

I—geh?...I dunno!! Better for who?