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[serving_love]

...

So.

My head feels like the crap-geezer's been using it for kickboxing practice, my nakama seem to be missing, I don't recognize this ship, there's some blond kid calling me his brother who won't leave me alone, and that CP9 woman is here saying she's CAPTAIN or some shit.

What the HELL is going on??





......Fucking awesome kitchen, though.

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[black-hat-cat.livejournal.com]

That's about three hours worth of a story that your captain could probably tell you, when you find him.

[serving-love.livejournal.com]

Zoro says we don't know where he is. Figures.

[black-hat-cat.livejournal.com]

Still? This is getting ridiculous. Perhaps I'll look into it myself, if I have the time.

[serving-love.livejournal.com]

Nah, don't bother, kitty cat. We can handle this WITHOUT your help, thanks.

[black-hat-cat.livejournal.com]

This is a statement I doubt you'll believe or understand, but he is my friend. I'd like to know that he's not dead.

[serving-love.livejournal.com]

........Yeah, you're right about that. I don't believe it.

[black-hat-cat.livejournal.com]

Six months.

[serving-love.livejournal.com]

Is a fucking long time, but not THAT long.

[black-hat-cat.livejournal.com]

You'd be surprised. A lot can change in half a year. Perhaps you should ask your swordsman friend about it.

[serving-love.livejournal.com]

I DON'T WANT TO TALK TO HIM.

[black-hat-cat.livejournal.com]

Oh?

[serving-love.livejournal.com]

...You caught me at a bad time. Sorry about that.

[black-hat-cat.livejournal.com]

Are you.

I take it you found out, then?

[serving-love.livejournal.com]

...Found out...?

[black-hat-cat.livejournal.com]

I'll take that as a no.

[serving-love.livejournal.com]

...No, you're probably right, I was just hoping it'd be something completely different so I wouldn't have THAT confirmed.

[black-hat-cat.livejournal.com]

If it's any consolation, you seem very happy for a pair of awkward, foul-mouthed teenagers.

[serving-love.livejournal.com]

............Nngh.

[black-hat-cat.livejournal.com]

If I can put up with Luffy's incessant rambling and myriad eccentricities for reasons still largely unknown, you can put up with Roronoa. Remember that he never ruined your life, if it helps.

[serving-love.livejournal.com]

Yeah, thanks for that. I feel MUCH better now.

[black-hat-cat.livejournal.com]

I would ask why it's such a problem, but there is the "awkward teenager" clause. Ask yourself: do you actually feel emasculated?

[serving-love.livejournal.com]

I am NOT having this conversation with you.

AND I'M BARELY A TEENAGER ANYMORE.

[black-hat-cat.livejournal.com]

Why, because you'd rather sulk?

Right, of course you're not. Not that this is any of your business, but I was thirteen when I first had sex with a man and I think it's quite safe to say that it did not have an adverse effect on my masculinity or any other aspect of my life, and considering that, I think you may consider yourself officially in the clear. And if it's the specific man in question, unless you mistrust your own judgment to a perilous degree, you might consider the fact that it's a relationship you willingly committed yourself to, and you probably weren't consistently under the influence of mind-altering drugs for the past six months solid.

[marinegrandpa.livejournal.com]

Oh are we talking about first times then?

Limiting to men only or just genral sex?

[marinegrandpa.livejournal.com]

Right then since we're all sharing first time we had sex stories!

When me and my wife got married we only spend a bit at the party cause you know, food. But then we went off to bedroom and took off all our clothes and started touching each other!

Except when things got interesting and Naiad was really into it (she looked AWESOME when she was into things) a messenger burst in though the door.

Yeah, nooot happy with him but we had to pause so I could deal with the message form superiors. that took about half an hour.

So we're getting over the interuption, getting into the mood and a live shark gets throw though the window.

Ended up my rival for Naiad's hand hadn't stepped away from the wedding he just got lost and was late to challenging for her hand so dealing with him took an hour.

So once again we're going at it in the now rather smashed room when three librarians all burst in though the hole in the wall all yelling for Naiad's attention cause there was a ruckus at the library she worked at. That took another hour and we decided to sneak off to the woods so no more interuptions.

Took a bit to get the twigs cleared away and riiiight when it was the worst moment, the heavens parted and a torrent of rain fell. And it was DAMN cold rain at that.

So we had to run though the woods and find a cave to get out of the rain. At we tried again to have sex, got ll warmed up.

And we both fell sleep at the same time.


So next morning, we wake up to aching bodies and our clothing combined is a bed sheet and a pillow case. So we had to run and sneak back to our room for clothes and Naiad keeps sneezing every so often and then after dressing got called in to get an assignment from the Fleet Admiral. (Which normaly didn't happen at my rank but he was visiting and was bored so he did that stuff.)

Only while we where there, Fleet Admiral got called off to do a thing, so we had a 15 minute quickie on his desk before hurring off to do our jobs.

And THAT is how I had sex the first time.