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[serving_love]

...

So.

My head feels like the crap-geezer's been using it for kickboxing practice, my nakama seem to be missing, I don't recognize this ship, there's some blond kid calling me his brother who won't leave me alone, and that CP9 woman is here saying she's CAPTAIN or some shit.

What the HELL is going on??





......Fucking awesome kitchen, though.

Comments

[black-hat-cat.livejournal.com]

...

Much as I never wanted or needed to know anything about your sex life, I have to admit that's somewhat astounding.

[marinegrandpa.livejournal.com]

I've been serving on the Grandline for forty years. Really awesome stories is a side effect of that.

[black-hat-cat.livejournal.com]

I can see that.

I like to think I've led an interesting life, but I suppose you haven't seen everything until you've seen someone throw a live shark.

[marinegrandpa.livejournal.com]

Archibald was really found of throwing live animals at people. He threw a live baby sea king once.

[black-hat-cat.livejournal.com]

At you?

[marinegrandpa.livejournal.com]

Oddly enough no. We had a moment of having to work together and he threw it at the people attacking us.

[black-hat-cat.livejournal.com]

I see.

You've led a charmed life, Vice Admiral. And by charmed, I mean insane.

[marinegrandpa.livejournal.com]

Sanity is over rated anyway.

[black-hat-cat.livejournal.com]

So you continuously express.

[marinegrandpa.livejournal.com]

Because it keeps being true!

[black-hat-cat.livejournal.com]

What I wonder is, have you always been this way, or is it a result of your old age?

[marinegrandpa.livejournal.com]

I don't remember changing with age. I might have but I don't feel any different.

[black-hat-cat.livejournal.com]

So you're either senile or consistent. I'm not sure which is worse. You tend to evoke a lot of "lesser of two evils" situations.

[marinegrandpa.livejournal.com]

Not evil, awesome.

[black-hat-cat.livejournal.com]

Sometimes I wonder if you actually read my comments.

[marinegrandpa.livejournal.com]

Of course I do! I was correcting your sentence. I'm not evil I'm awesome so it would the lesser of two awesomes.

[black-hat-cat.livejournal.com]

It's a figure of speech.

[marinegrandpa.livejournal.com]

That doesn't make it correct though.

[black-hat-cat.livejournal.com]

Have it your way.

How is Hattori doing?

[marinegrandpa.livejournal.com]

My way is the way of heroes!

Oddly enough he meows back at me when I meow at him. it is a chirpy meow but still a meow.

[black-hat-cat.livejournal.com]

Right.

You taught my bird to meow. ...Are you at least feeding him properly?

[marinegrandpa.livejournal.com]

I feed him bird seed and tea! And bit of fruit. so he doens't get scurvy.

[black-hat-cat.livejournal.com]

That's fine, but don't overfeed him.

[marinegrandpa.livejournal.com]

...Right.

[black-hat-cat.livejournal.com]

You overfed him, didn't you.