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So.

My head feels like the crap-geezer's been using it for kickboxing practice, my nakama seem to be missing, I don't recognize this ship, there's some blond kid calling me his brother who won't leave me alone, and that CP9 woman is here saying she's CAPTAIN or some shit.

What the HELL is going on??

......Fucking awesome kitchen, though.

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My point is that you should trust your grandson's judgment instead of trying to run his life by proxy. In what way does that make me more stupid than you?

Because you fail to actually tell people the insult you are telling them and look like a moron who can't talk to other people.

I wasn't insulting you, for once. I was actually trying to make reasonable conversation. If you couldn't understand that, it isn't my fault.

And now you're being a squirmy person and get out of it.

*You* trying to make conversation with *me*? You expect me to believe that?

I'm not. And I wasn't trying to make conversation so much as to convince you of a point. I think you're the one trying to squirm out of giving me an answer.

Oh for the love of.

The answer is that you're wrong. IF Luffy decided to bang you inot the floor or have you bang him into the wall or whatever I'll be disapointed his taste sucks but I'll only rib you but not kill you with my bare hands.

But since you're not doing that I am being older and wiser and pointing out repeatively because you're both thick headed stubborn morons that you two having sex is a bad idea of stupidity.

Dolt.

That-- first of all, don't say things like that. Second of all, I'm sure we're both perfectly acquainted with your opinion by now, so there's no need to repeat it like a broken record. Third, even assuming that your opinion was relevant or necessary, you don't have anything to worry about. At this juncture I'm nearly positive that he's completely devoid of any capacity for romantic or sexual attraction.

Naaah he is just tunnel visioning right now.

Excuse me?

He is too busy doing other stuff to pay attention to sex.

I see.

That actually seems accurate.

Well of course. I know him better then you do.

Right. Of course.

You've known him for what, seven or six months? I've known Luffy since he was born.

And you did a fine job raising him.

Oh, I'm sorry, I forgot. You didn't, did you? You left him to be raised by his older brother and a handful of villagers. But you're a busy man.

Yes I did. Spent as much time as I could wrangle over by them. Might not have been as much as I wanted but was as much as I could.

If you're wanting to pick a fight you should just say so Lucci.

I'm not trying to pick a fight. I'm trying to shame you to silence. With most people, it works. Apparently resilience comes hand in hand with senility.

You haven't found the places I feel shame about. i wonder if you can figure it out.

You're either attempting to trick me into putting consideration into a useless pursuit, or you actually want me to find out due to some twisted sense of competition. Either way, I'll have no part of it, especially considering that anything you might feel shame about would no doubt scar any normal human mind for life.

Arg. I can't figure out how to make this question make sense.

Your zoan fruit is that of a big cat. Does this mean you need as much sleep as a normal leopard or just as much as a normal human?

I can get by perfectly well on six to eight hours of sleep, but it took awhile for me to become accustomed to the change.

So you have no excuse! You're just lazy.

No excuse for what?

Figuring out how to mess with me head.

I'm not lazy, and I'm not falling into your trap.