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So.

My head feels like the crap-geezer's been using it for kickboxing practice, my nakama seem to be missing, I don't recognize this ship, there's some blond kid calling me his brother who won't leave me alone, and that CP9 woman is here saying she's CAPTAIN or some shit.

What the HELL is going on??

......Fucking awesome kitchen, though.

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Why, because you'd rather sulk?

Right, of course you're not. Not that this is any of your business, but I was thirteen when I first had sex with a man and I think it's quite safe to say that it did not have an adverse effect on my masculinity or any other aspect of my life, and considering that, I think you may consider yourself officially in the clear. And if it's the specific man in question, unless you mistrust your own judgment to a perilous degree, you might consider the fact that it's a relationship you willingly committed yourself to, and you probably weren't consistently under the influence of mind-altering drugs for the past six months solid.

Oh are we talking about first times then?

Limiting to men only or just genral sex?

Every time I forget why I tend to censor my statements on the internet, you come along and remind me why.

I'm a helper! Even if I don't use swords!

I don't even know what that means.

I know. It is still hilarious.

No, it isn't. Was there a point to this invasion of conversation, or will you go away now?

Not till you answer the question.

What question?

Are you talking about first time ever of just first time with a man?

Ever.

Now shoo.

Thanks!

Why exactly do you care? Are you doing a census?

...Oh my god, that was WAY more than I ever needed to know about you. EVER. What the fuck do I care about your masculinity??!

You may want to ask yourself the same question.

Not everyone on the internet wants to know about your sex life, either.

I'M NOT THE ONE GOING AROUND LEAVING PARAGRAPH-SIZED COMMENTS ABOUT IT!!!!!

Hell, I didn't even know I HAD a sex life - frankly, I DON'T WANT TO KNOW.

And your panic over it is equal parts ridiculous and irritating.

No one TOLD you to pay any attention to it! Piss off for all I care!

If you like, but for your sake and that of everyone who has to put up with you, I hope you realize you're overreacting.

I DON'T APPRECIATE EVERYONE KNOWING ALL THIS SHIT ABOUT ME THAT I DIDN'T EVEN KNOW. Excuse me for being a little fucking surprised!

Edited 2009-01-08 08:11 (UTC)

I didn't say you had no right to be surprised or indignant, but I still believe you're overreacting. Especially considering that if you have been together for six months as seems to be a recent event of note, and taking into account the time frame of your memory loss, I have a difficult time believing that it's completely out of left field for you.

Why are you lecturing me? Maybe I'm missing MORE than six months - I don't know how long ago it was you guys kidnapped Robin-chan! You could have gotten your dates wrong!

Because, for some reason, it seems that no one else has ever bothered to take the responsibility, and I have a moment free. And no, I don't have my dates wrong. As around your crew if you don't trust me.

Everyone else realized it wasn't necessary. And it HAD to have been more than six months! Because there's no way Zoro and I...did whatever it was we did right after that whole thing! It doesn't make sense!!

Doesn't it?