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...

So.

My head feels like the crap-geezer's been using it for kickboxing practice, my nakama seem to be missing, I don't recognize this ship, there's some blond kid calling me his brother who won't leave me alone, and that CP9 woman is here saying she's CAPTAIN or some shit.

What the HELL is going on??

......Fucking awesome kitchen, though.

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I didn't say you had no right to be surprised or indignant, but I still believe you're overreacting. Especially considering that if you have been together for six months as seems to be a recent event of note, and taking into account the time frame of your memory loss, I have a difficult time believing that it's completely out of left field for you.

Why are you lecturing me? Maybe I'm missing MORE than six months - I don't know how long ago it was you guys kidnapped Robin-chan! You could have gotten your dates wrong!

Because, for some reason, it seems that no one else has ever bothered to take the responsibility, and I have a moment free. And no, I don't have my dates wrong. As around your crew if you don't trust me.

Everyone else realized it wasn't necessary. And it HAD to have been more than six months! Because there's no way Zoro and I...did whatever it was we did right after that whole thing! It doesn't make sense!!

Doesn't it?

NO. I'm sure...something must have happened. Things just don't come out of nowhere like that!

If it bothers you, I'm sure you could ask Roronoa. It follows that he would be able to answer most questions you might have on the subject. But then again, that would make sense.

Yeah well, the asshole's sleeping or something. That or ignoring me.

I assume - and feel free to correct me, but I don't think I'm wrong - that you panicked at him.

That might be why.

Well he just THREW that at me, what was he expecting? Shit, that was the last thing I ever expected to come out of his mouth.

What I'm guessing is that he, also being an awkward teenager, couldn't figure out a more tactful way to say it. I'm also guessing that he expected you to be a bit more understanding, because the version of you he's come to know after half a year probably would have been, and he's either too thick to recognize that such was not the case or he's just thick enough to have been hoping for the best. And considering how difficult it is for most people to admit to that sort of thing when they realize at least in some capacity that it won't go over well, it's not actually surprising that he would be offended when it didn't, if you think about it. But I'm guessing you didn't.

...

God, you're wordy.

I'm sorry, am I wasting your vital time by neglecting to restrict myself to small words and shorter, less accurate sentences for the benefit of your limited intellect?

You hurt his feelings.

Was that short enough for you?

No, it's just that the words were sort of starting to swim together on the screen.

...I got that, yeah. Didn't even need YOU to point it out to me. But if it makes you feel better acting like you're some goddamn intellectual, by all means.

I'll be generous and assume that's due to the head injury.

Does acting like a flighty, hormonal child with deep-seated and debilitating social insecurities make you feel better? It's just who I am.

Actually, yes. Asshole.

I'm going to stop talking to you now.

You should probably be lying down. I'd tell you it would be a good idea to sleep it off, but you should ask your doctor. Some head injuries can be fatal in the victim's sleep.

Suit yourself, but I hardly find returning your discourtesy an indefensible action. I didn't realize it was considered acceptable to attack a person for using their brain, now.

you're not helping

I wasn't trying to help. I was trying to make him realize he's being ridiculous.

seemed like you were.

In that realizing he was being ridiculous may have helped the situation somewhat, I suppose that I technically was by proxy.

yeah well, you dont need to

I know. I don't need to do anything aside from navigate, which I'm currently not being called upon to do, that being why I'm here. I suppose none of you people are ever bored.

since when do you help people out in your spare time

I don't. Sometimes I talk to people in my spare time, and on occasion I have incidentally helped them in the process, like many people tend to in the course of conversation.

And while we're on the subject of incidentally helping people, did you still want to fight me, or not?

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