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So.

My head feels like the crap-geezer's been using it for kickboxing practice, my nakama seem to be missing, I don't recognize this ship, there's some blond kid calling me his brother who won't leave me alone, and that CP9 woman is here saying she's CAPTAIN or some shit.

What the HELL is going on??

......Fucking awesome kitchen, though.

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Every time I forget why I tend to censor my statements on the internet, you come along and remind me why.

I'm a helper! Even if I don't use swords!

I don't even know what that means.

I know. It is still hilarious.

No, it isn't. Was there a point to this invasion of conversation, or will you go away now?

Not till you answer the question.

What question?

Are you talking about first time ever of just first time with a man?

Ever.

Now shoo.

Thanks!

Why exactly do you care? Are you doing a census?

No. I just like having conversations with people!

Right. We've been through this, but your explanation makes it no less bizarre.

Okay!

...You're making no attempt to seem sane at all, are you.

Why would I lie like that?

I'm not sure if that attitude is refreshing or irritating.

Both depending on the other person!

Likely irritating, then.

Only to you!

I'm quite sure I'm not the only one, Vice Admiral.

Well okay that is true. You and Sengoku can make a club.

...And Hikaru can join.

You can all have tea and bond over.... whatever the hell you three would bond over.

I have no desire to bond with a marine Admiral and a patent nuisance, thank you.

Well you can't join Archibald's he throws live animals at anyone who tries. I know you could handle them normaly but most people I know tend to freak out over getting a banandile throw at them like it was a shuriken.

I didn't realize he was still alive. And still capable of hurling fauna at high velocity.