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[serving_love]

OI, USOPP. I need your help! Grab the bug nets, we gotta go do something. And fast.

Everyone else, Robin-chan says we need to get the hell out of here, so get moving! We'll be back in like TEN MINUTES.

Comments

[black-hat-cat.livejournal.com]

What?

[serving-love.livejournal.com]

I do not look like a bartender in a STRIP CLUB, asshole!

[black-hat-cat.livejournal.com]

Yes you do. It's pink, for one thing, with a white tie, and then the black collar...where did you get that shirt? Do they actually sell shirts like that?

[serving-love.livejournal.com]

.......I bought it, what the hell, OBVIOUSLY they sell shirts like this! It was a style, the different color collar thing - they had a lot of them!

[black-hat-cat.livejournal.com]

And past experience hasn't taught you that just because something is sold in stores doesn't mean that you should buy it?

[serving-love.livejournal.com]

...

They looked interesting!!

[black-hat-cat.livejournal.com]

Bartenders in strip clubs look "interesting" too.

[serving-love.livejournal.com]

This shirt is not that bad. I make this color work!

[black-hat-cat.livejournal.com]

Sanji...

Look, your affinity for pink is not the issue here. The issue is that your sense of style is so hit-and-miss that when you aren't exactly spot on, you're out in the middle of a dump heap. I don't know how this happens; some days everything seems to come together flawlessly, and then...this.

[serving-love.livejournal.com]

ALSJHDLAJS THERE IS NOTHING WRONG WITH THIS. You don't know EVERYTHING.

[black-hat-cat.livejournal.com]

Yes I do. And more importantly, I know that you look like a twit.

[serving-love.livejournal.com]

Oh, fuck you. I don't care what you think.

[black-hat-cat.livejournal.com]

See, things like this make me annoyed that we're not hooking up anymore.

[serving-love.livejournal.com]

...

I'm gonna need you to clarify that one.

[black-hat-cat.livejournal.com]

Well, if I determined whether you were going to get laid that night, I might have more veto power over your terrible outfits.

[warriorothesea.livejournal.com]

Was it a uniform store?

[serving-love.livejournal.com]

NO.

[warriorothesea.livejournal.com]

Okay, okay! Just checking!!

You saw he agreed with me about the bartender part though, right?

[serving-love.livejournal.com]

...And you're THAT pleased by it? That icon is terrifying.

[warriorothesea.livejournal.com]

.....what's wrong with it??

[[ooc: ....haha, that icon was actual a MISTAKE, OOPS >.>]]

[serving-love.livejournal.com]

You look like you're going to bite someone's head off!

[warriorothesea.livejournal.com]

...I do NOT! I'm SMILING!!! There's no biting or THREAT of biting involved!!

[[ooc: dakskjf yeah, idk. HE'S JUST COOL LIKE THAT.]]

[serving-love.livejournal.com]

Your mouth is HUGE.

[warriorothesea.livejournal.com]

It's a BIG smile! So what?? The faces you make all the time are a LOT doofier!!

[serving-love.livejournal.com]

What?! The hell I do!