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[serving_love]

OI, USOPP. I need your help! Grab the bug nets, we gotta go do something. And fast.

Everyone else, Robin-chan says we need to get the hell out of here, so get moving! We'll be back in like TEN MINUTES.

Comments

[black-hat-cat.livejournal.com]

Sanji...

Look, your affinity for pink is not the issue here. The issue is that your sense of style is so hit-and-miss that when you aren't exactly spot on, you're out in the middle of a dump heap. I don't know how this happens; some days everything seems to come together flawlessly, and then...this.

[serving-love.livejournal.com]

ALSJHDLAJS THERE IS NOTHING WRONG WITH THIS. You don't know EVERYTHING.

[black-hat-cat.livejournal.com]

Yes I do. And more importantly, I know that you look like a twit.

[serving-love.livejournal.com]

Oh, fuck you. I don't care what you think.

[black-hat-cat.livejournal.com]

See, things like this make me annoyed that we're not hooking up anymore.

[serving-love.livejournal.com]

...

I'm gonna need you to clarify that one.

[black-hat-cat.livejournal.com]

Well, if I determined whether you were going to get laid that night, I might have more veto power over your terrible outfits.

[serving-love.livejournal.com]

......You would not. I'm not THAT easily swayed!

[black-hat-cat.livejournal.com]

Oh, please. Yes you are.

[serving-love.livejournal.com]

I am not! I can go without fucking, you moron, geez. Especially when it's because you don't like my goddamn clothes.

[black-hat-cat.livejournal.com]

You can. But would you rather change your shirt or go without sex? it's a valid question.

[serving-love.livejournal.com]

Would you rather be freaking nitpicky about my outfit or HAVE sex? It goes both ways and I can be stubborn as shit.

[black-hat-cat.livejournal.com]

I definitely have more self-control than you.

[serving-love.livejournal.com]

Bullshit.

[black-hat-cat.livejournal.com]

It's true.

[serving-love.livejournal.com]

It's not. And of all things to pull that with—the shirt would be coming off ANYWAY.

[black-hat-cat.livejournal.com]

But you'd be wearing it for the rest of the day.

[serving-love.livejournal.com]

...Yes, well.

It can't seriously bother you that much.

[black-hat-cat.livejournal.com]

Well, it bothers me when it's on a consistent basis.

At least it isn't overalls.

[serving-love.livejournal.com]

Since when has it been consistent. I have a LOT of really sharp looking outfits!

...Please.

[black-hat-cat.livejournal.com]

Yes, you do. But on a semi-regular basis you end up looking like that.

That was a point in your favor.

[serving-love.livejournal.com]

I end up looking like this on my unique and creative days. I should have them more often.

Oh, I'm aware. I didn't even wear the damn things when I was Usopp.

[black-hat-cat.livejournal.com]

No. No, you should not.

I and the rest of the world thank you for that.

[serving-love.livejournal.com]

I think I will. Just to irritate you. Since you don't have that kind of leverage over me anymore.

Why haven't we just thrown them out yet?

[black-hat-cat.livejournal.com]

I hate you.

Because he might cry?