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[serving_love]

OI, USOPP. I need your help! Grab the bug nets, we gotta go do something. And fast.

Everyone else, Robin-chan says we need to get the hell out of here, so get moving! We'll be back in like TEN MINUTES.

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[black-hat-cat.livejournal.com]

No, they aren't. Do you want me to make a poll?

It was your idea.

[serving-love.livejournal.com]

...No. The hell do I care what other people think.

Maybe, but you're the one actually doing it.

[black-hat-cat.livejournal.com]

Obviously not enough to prevent you from looking like a moron. Or, on occasion, a strip club bartender.

Possibly.

[serving-love.livejournal.com]

...Can’t you just close your eyes and pretend I’m wearing something else?

Not like he can’t just read this thread, I suppose.

[black-hat-cat.livejournal.com]

No.

You say that as though he could stop me.

[serving-love.livejournal.com]

Well. You suck.

True enough!

[black-hat-cat.livejournal.com]

Are you asking me to make a lewd joke, here? Because that's what it's starting to look like.

Anyway. Did he help you find any good bugs for Zoro to eat?

[serving-love.livejournal.com]

...Why yes, that was exactly what I was aiming for. However did you know.

Well I don't know if I'd call them good bugs...but yeah.

[black-hat-cat.livejournal.com]

I'll refrain, but only because I'm a gentleman.

Good.

[serving-love.livejournal.com]

Uh-huh. Of course you are.

Heh, why is that good. Now you WANT him to eat these things?

[black-hat-cat.livejournal.com]

Maybe I do.

[serving-love.livejournal.com]

Well he's gonna. I'm making him my test subject.

...Did you hear about Michiko-chan's little plan?

[black-hat-cat.livejournal.com]

Mmhm. What about it?

[serving-love.livejournal.com]

...I dunno. The hell—was I the only one who somehow didn’t get the memo?

[black-hat-cat.livejournal.com]

I overheard. I don't think I was meant to.

[serving-love.livejournal.com]

I need to start paying more attention.

[black-hat-cat.livejournal.com]

You used to be so on top of things like this, too.

[serving-love.livejournal.com]

I'm screwed.

[black-hat-cat.livejournal.com]

Oh?

[serving-love.livejournal.com]

You weren't here the last time this happened, he's really—he doesn't make a bad girl!

[black-hat-cat.livejournal.com]

...Are you worried that you're not going to be able to restrain yourself from molesting him, or...?

[private]

[serving-love.livejournal.com]

...Actually yes, something like that.

Why are you glaring at me?

Re: [private]

[black-hat-cat.livejournal.com]

I'm not glaring; that's my somewhat confused face. Really, Sanji? Just take cold showers and keep your mouth shut. I'm sure you'll survive.

Re: [private]

[serving-love.livejournal.com]

You have a different confused face! That one just looks annoyed.

That's what I'm GOING to do, but it's still gonna suck. I'm getting all my bitching out ahead of time.

Re: [private]

[black-hat-cat.livejournal.com]

It's more tentatively confused than the other confused face.

He's not going to let you touch him at all?