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Sanji ([personal profile] serving_love) wrote2010-04-11 10:22 pm

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OI, USOPP. I need your help! Grab the bug nets, we gotta go do something. And fast.

Everyone else, Robin-chan says we need to get the hell out of here, so get moving! We'll be back in like TEN MINUTES.

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[identity profile] black-hat-cat.livejournal.com 2010-04-16 05:54 am (UTC)(link)
It's more tentatively confused than the other confused face.

He's not going to let you touch him at all?

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[identity profile] serving-love.livejournal.com 2010-04-16 06:11 am (UTC)(link)
Uh-huh.

...Hell, I don't know. I ain't getting my hopes up—I figure the second he realizes what happened, he'll pick up his swords and not put them down until he's a guy again. He's gonna wanna train, and he's probably gonna want someone to train with and fuck knows I'll botch that up if I even try, so then he'll just be pissy at me and I'll be grumpy and if we're still not there yet as we are, then we're sure as hell not gonna do it when he's a GIRL and just. Argh.

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[identity profile] black-hat-cat.livejournal.com 2010-04-16 06:36 am (UTC)(link)
...I suppose it does seem like an uncomfortable situation.

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[identity profile] serving-love.livejournal.com 2010-04-16 06:45 am (UTC)(link)
I'm just...something. Shit, I think I'm nervous. It's all well and good when OTHER people turn into girls, but when it's him... It's too similar. To before. I dunno, it hasn't been long enough.

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[identity profile] black-hat-cat.livejournal.com 2010-04-16 07:02 am (UTC)(link)
Hasn't been long enough?

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[identity profile] serving-love.livejournal.com 2010-04-16 07:10 am (UTC)(link)
I mean...it might pull up bad memories?

Maybe I'm just being paranoid.

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[identity profile] black-hat-cat.livejournal.com 2010-04-16 07:28 am (UTC)(link)
Was that a particularly bad time for the two of you?

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[identity profile] serving-love.livejournal.com 2010-04-16 07:30 am (UTC)(link)
...I'm referring to when it happened to me, you moron. What do YOU think?

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[identity profile] black-hat-cat.livejournal.com 2010-04-16 07:51 am (UTC)(link)
I didn't know what you were talking about.

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[identity profile] serving-love.livejournal.com 2010-04-16 07:53 am (UTC)(link)
...

I guess I didn't really clarify. Whatever, nevermind.

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[identity profile] black-hat-cat.livejournal.com 2010-04-16 08:02 am (UTC)(link)
Sorry.

Do you think it's going to bother him, then? The...last time?

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[identity profile] serving-love.livejournal.com 2010-04-16 08:11 am (UTC)(link)
I don't know. Maybe it won't be an issue. But I can't help thinking about it anyway.

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[identity profile] serving-love.livejournal.com 2010-04-16 08:35 am (UTC)(link)
...In other more positive and less whiny news, I have a newfound appreciation for Zoro's three-sword style technique.

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[identity profile] black-hat-cat.livejournal.com 2010-04-16 08:54 am (UTC)(link)
I take it this is something you don't get to talk to me about.

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[identity profile] serving-love.livejournal.com 2010-04-16 08:55 am (UTC)(link)
...

Oh shit, right. Goddammit.

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[identity profile] black-hat-cat.livejournal.com 2010-04-16 08:56 am (UTC)(link)
You know, I liked you a lot better before you were with him.

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[identity profile] serving-love.livejournal.com 2010-04-16 08:57 am (UTC)(link)
...Great, thanks.

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[identity profile] black-hat-cat.livejournal.com 2010-04-16 08:57 am (UTC)(link)
...I'm sorry; that wasn't fair. I liked talking to you a lot better before you were with him.

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[identity profile] serving-love.livejournal.com 2010-04-16 08:59 am (UTC)(link)
Hn. I was going to say, before you lightning quick replied to me, that it's not like you'd TELL him if, hypothetically, I told you something I probably wasn't supposed to.

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[identity profile] black-hat-cat.livejournal.com 2010-04-16 09:04 am (UTC)(link)
...

We're not going to play this game, Sanji. I'd like to be able to talk to you about it; you know I would, but this is what happens when your boyfriend is a overcontrolling prick. Just find someone else to talk to.

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[identity profile] serving-love.livejournal.com 2010-04-16 09:08 am (UTC)(link)
...I don't have anyone—stop acting like this is HIS fault, dammit! You still haven't—

Just. Fine.

Forget it.

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[identity profile] black-hat-cat.livejournal.com 2010-04-16 09:13 am (UTC)(link)
You're social; go make more friends. Look, I know I need to apologize to him and I am going to as soon as I get figure out a way to get him to occupy the same space as me, alone, for longer than three seconds, without resorting to violence or methods of forceful entrapment. If you have any ideas, please feel free to pitch them in.

But even when I do apologize to him, if he accepts it by some strange miracle and if by even greater strange miracle we manage to make up, we still won't get along because he's a dour, hyper-focused, personality-less simpleton and no amount of good behavior on my part will ever get him to halfway trust me again, and he still won't allow you to tell me things that he doesn't want me to know, and there's no point, Sanji. I don't know why I'm even bothering. I don't know why you're even bothering! You've made your choice and I'm glad you're happy, but this obviously isn't going to work.