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[serving_love]

OI, USOPP. I need your help! Grab the bug nets, we gotta go do something. And fast.

Everyone else, Robin-chan says we need to get the hell out of here, so get moving! We'll be back in like TEN MINUTES.

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[serving-love.livejournal.com]

...No. The hell do I care what other people think.

Maybe, but you're the one actually doing it.

[black-hat-cat.livejournal.com]

Obviously not enough to prevent you from looking like a moron. Or, on occasion, a strip club bartender.

Possibly.

[serving-love.livejournal.com]

...Can’t you just close your eyes and pretend I’m wearing something else?

Not like he can’t just read this thread, I suppose.

[black-hat-cat.livejournal.com]

No.

You say that as though he could stop me.

[serving-love.livejournal.com]

Well. You suck.

True enough!

[black-hat-cat.livejournal.com]

Are you asking me to make a lewd joke, here? Because that's what it's starting to look like.

Anyway. Did he help you find any good bugs for Zoro to eat?

[serving-love.livejournal.com]

...Why yes, that was exactly what I was aiming for. However did you know.

Well I don't know if I'd call them good bugs...but yeah.

[black-hat-cat.livejournal.com]

I'll refrain, but only because I'm a gentleman.

Good.

[serving-love.livejournal.com]

Uh-huh. Of course you are.

Heh, why is that good. Now you WANT him to eat these things?

[black-hat-cat.livejournal.com]

Maybe I do.

[serving-love.livejournal.com]

Well he's gonna. I'm making him my test subject.

...Did you hear about Michiko-chan's little plan?

[black-hat-cat.livejournal.com]

Mmhm. What about it?

[serving-love.livejournal.com]

...I dunno. The hell—was I the only one who somehow didn’t get the memo?

[black-hat-cat.livejournal.com]

I overheard. I don't think I was meant to.

[serving-love.livejournal.com]

I need to start paying more attention.

[black-hat-cat.livejournal.com]

You used to be so on top of things like this, too.

[serving-love.livejournal.com]

I'm screwed.

[black-hat-cat.livejournal.com]

Oh?

[serving-love.livejournal.com]

You weren't here the last time this happened, he's really—he doesn't make a bad girl!

[black-hat-cat.livejournal.com]

...Are you worried that you're not going to be able to restrain yourself from molesting him, or...?

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[serving-love.livejournal.com]

...Actually yes, something like that.

Why are you glaring at me?

Re: [private]

[black-hat-cat.livejournal.com]

I'm not glaring; that's my somewhat confused face. Really, Sanji? Just take cold showers and keep your mouth shut. I'm sure you'll survive.

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[serving-love.livejournal.com]

You have a different confused face! That one just looks annoyed.

That's what I'm GOING to do, but it's still gonna suck. I'm getting all my bitching out ahead of time.

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[black-hat-cat.livejournal.com]

It's more tentatively confused than the other confused face.

He's not going to let you touch him at all?

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[serving-love.livejournal.com]

Uh-huh.

...Hell, I don't know. I ain't getting my hopes up—I figure the second he realizes what happened, he'll pick up his swords and not put them down until he's a guy again. He's gonna wanna train, and he's probably gonna want someone to train with and fuck knows I'll botch that up if I even try, so then he'll just be pissy at me and I'll be grumpy and if we're still not there yet as we are, then we're sure as hell not gonna do it when he's a GIRL and just. Argh.