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[serving_love]

I think I've been drinking too much lately. It's messing with my head. I'll end up as brain dead as the marimo one of these days if I'm not careful. Ugh.

So it occurred to me that I haven't yet properly introduced myself, and my previous post probably didn't give the best impression. FORGIVE ME, LADIES!! Excuse my awful behavior and allow me the chance to redeem myself in your eyes~

I'm Sanji, age 19, cook of the Straw Hat Pirates! If you're looking to find the man of your dreams, to share a gourmet dinner for two, to get a back massage, in need of rescue, or simply waiting for your white knight in shining armor to sweep you off your feet, I'M YOUR GUY!!!!! Feel free to comment and leave a number I might reach you at~~ ♥

And all you other shitheads suddenly trying to find the one piece might as well give up now. Title of Pirate King's already taken by my idiot captain.

Comments

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It wouldn't even get to me, shithead.

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If you're sleeping, it will.

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Not even then. You couldn't fucking sneak up on a dead cat without waking it up.

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I walk past you eighteen times a day without you knowing!

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You're usually not a threat.

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I'm gonna break your goddamn nose next time you're asleep. Then we'll see who's a THREAT.

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Can't control my reflexes during my sleep. Don't blame me if you end up overboard.

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I'm so worried. Really.

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Pie.

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Isn't your week up yet?!

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Dunno, I lost count.

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Then I'm saying it's up.

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It definitely hasn't been a week you cheater.

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It has to be ALMOST over.

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Two more days. I think.

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...Shit. Fine.

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Mince meat.

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You just have to try something new everyday, don't you.

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Don't want you to get bored.

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I wasn't even aware your taste buds could distinguish anything beyond rum and whiskey.

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I can tell plenty with my tongue.

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...Right. That- yeah. Whatever.

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MY SENSE OF TASTE IS FINE. UNLIKE SOME PEOPLE WHO KILL THEIRS WITH CIGARETTES.

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I'm a COOK, my sense of taste is more refined than yours will ever be, marimo!!!

[threeswordstyle.livejournal.com]

Not if you keep up that smoking, dartboard.