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[serving_love]

I think I've been drinking too much lately. It's messing with my head. I'll end up as brain dead as the marimo one of these days if I'm not careful. Ugh.

So it occurred to me that I haven't yet properly introduced myself, and my previous post probably didn't give the best impression. FORGIVE ME, LADIES!! Excuse my awful behavior and allow me the chance to redeem myself in your eyes~

I'm Sanji, age 19, cook of the Straw Hat Pirates! If you're looking to find the man of your dreams, to share a gourmet dinner for two, to get a back massage, in need of rescue, or simply waiting for your white knight in shining armor to sweep you off your feet, I'M YOUR GUY!!!!! Feel free to comment and leave a number I might reach you at~~ ♥

And all you other shitheads suddenly trying to find the one piece might as well give up now. Title of Pirate King's already taken by my idiot captain.

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[threeswordstyle.livejournal.com]

Fine. No. I don't. I don't give a shit. Just go off and never drink with me again and visit your stupid brothels.

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[serving-love.livejournal.com]

...

I've only been drinking with you lately so I don't even know the answer to that.

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[threeswordstyle.livejournal.com]

...we could drink tonight. You had a day off, you should be fine now. Right?

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[serving-love.livejournal.com]

I...yeah, maybe. I guess. Sure.

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[threeswordstyle.livejournal.com]

Maybe we've still got enough shit on board to make me tipsy.

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[serving-love.livejournal.com]

Wouldn't count on it. Probably would have to have a giant's share for that to happen.

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[threeswordstyle.livejournal.com]

I'll just drink your share, too.

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[serving-love.livejournal.com]

That'd defeat the purpose of me drinking with you, wouldn't it?

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[threeswordstyle.livejournal.com]

Not entirely.

...nice glasses, shithead.

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[serving-love.livejournal.com]

Don't tell me it's just my company you're looking for.

Way to edit in the 'shithead' part.

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[threeswordstyle.livejournal.com]

Fine, I won't tell you. I'll just go take a nap then.

Shut the hell up.

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[serving-love.livejournal.com]

You can't take a nap. Go to sleep now and you're liable to snore the whole night away!

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[threeswordstyle.livejournal.com]

So?

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[serving-love.livejournal.com]

So?! So we're supposed to...drink or whatever- you're not backing out on me!

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[threeswordstyle.livejournal.com]

Now you sound like you WANT to. Make up your freakin mind.

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[serving-love.livejournal.com]

When did I say I didn't want to?!

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[threeswordstyle.livejournal.com]

...yesterday.

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[serving-love.livejournal.com]

...I meant about tonight, idiot. This instance. Since you mentioned it earlier.

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[threeswordstyle.livejournal.com]

Its not like I'm having second thoughts or anything. Its just drinking. Like always. With an idiotic, perverted cook.

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[serving-love.livejournal.com]

...Well, yeah. Obviously. I never thought it was anything else, marimo!

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[threeswordstyle.livejournal.com]

What the fuck else would it even be?! Shit.

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[serving-love.livejournal.com]

NOTHING, so don't get any ideas!

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[threeswordstyle.livejournal.com]

IM NOT THE ONE GETTING ANY IDEAS. YOURE THE ONE WHO--

You know what? Nevermind. Fuck you.

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[serving-love.livejournal.com]

THE ONE WHO WHAT? I'M NOT GETTING ANY IDEAS EITHER, I WAS FUCKING AGREEING WITH YOU.

I didn't even do anything! What the hell's your problem now?!

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[threeswordstyle.livejournal.com]

YOURE MY FUCKIN PROBLEM, ASSHOLE. I DONT EVEN KNOW WHY THE HELL I WANT TO DRINK WITH A DICKHEAD LIKE YOU IN THE FIRST PLACE.