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Sanji ([personal profile] serving_love) wrote2008-06-23 07:04 pm
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I think I've been drinking too much lately. It's messing with my head. I'll end up as brain dead as the marimo one of these days if I'm not careful. Ugh.

So it occurred to me that I haven't yet properly introduced myself, and my previous post probably didn't give the best impression. FORGIVE ME, LADIES!! Excuse my awful behavior and allow me the chance to redeem myself in your eyes~

I'm Sanji, age 19, cook of the Straw Hat Pirates! If you're looking to find the man of your dreams, to share a gourmet dinner for two, to get a back massage, in need of rescue, or simply waiting for your white knight in shining armor to sweep you off your feet, I'M YOUR GUY!!!!! Feel free to comment and leave a number I might reach you at~~ ♥

And all you other shitheads suddenly trying to find the one piece might as well give up now. Title of Pirate King's already taken by my idiot captain.
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[identity profile] threeswordstyle.livejournal.com 2008-06-24 11:41 pm (UTC)(link)
Its not like I'm having second thoughts or anything. Its just drinking. Like always. With an idiotic, perverted cook.

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[identity profile] serving-love.livejournal.com 2008-06-24 11:46 pm (UTC)(link)
...Well, yeah. Obviously. I never thought it was anything else, marimo!

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[identity profile] threeswordstyle.livejournal.com 2008-06-24 11:55 pm (UTC)(link)
What the fuck else would it even be?! Shit.

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[identity profile] serving-love.livejournal.com 2008-06-25 12:10 am (UTC)(link)
NOTHING, so don't get any ideas!

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[identity profile] threeswordstyle.livejournal.com 2008-06-25 12:20 am (UTC)(link)
IM NOT THE ONE GETTING ANY IDEAS. YOURE THE ONE WHO--

You know what? Nevermind. Fuck you.

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[identity profile] serving-love.livejournal.com 2008-06-25 12:25 am (UTC)(link)
THE ONE WHO WHAT? I'M NOT GETTING ANY IDEAS EITHER, I WAS FUCKING AGREEING WITH YOU.

I didn't even do anything! What the hell's your problem now?!

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[identity profile] threeswordstyle.livejournal.com 2008-06-25 12:29 am (UTC)(link)
YOURE MY FUCKIN PROBLEM, ASSHOLE. I DONT EVEN KNOW WHY THE HELL I WANT TO DRINK WITH A DICKHEAD LIKE YOU IN THE FIRST PLACE.

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[identity profile] serving-love.livejournal.com 2008-06-25 12:37 am (UTC)(link)
THEN WHY'D YOU EVEN ASK OR GET ALL PISSED OFF WHEN I STOPPED IN THE FIRST PLACE?! Shit, fine, this so isn't worth it. Forget it.

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[identity profile] threeswordstyle.livejournal.com 2008-06-25 12:41 am (UTC)(link)
OH NO YOU DONT. YOU CANT PULL THAT SHIT. WE SAID WE WOULD DRINK AND WERE GONNA DRINK, DAMMIT.

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[identity profile] serving-love.livejournal.com 2008-06-25 12:47 am (UTC)(link)
YOU'RE THE ONE MAKING IT INTO THIS HUGE ISSUE, DUMBASS!!

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[identity profile] threeswordstyle.livejournal.com 2008-06-25 12:50 am (UTC)(link)
YOU MADE IT AN ISSUE FIRST.

NOW GET OUT HERE WITH THE FUCKING BOOZE BEFORE I COME IN THERE AND KICK YOUR ASS.

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[identity profile] serving-love.livejournal.com 2008-06-25 01:01 am (UTC)(link)
I DID NOT. YOU'RE THE ONE THAT STARTED BITCHING AT ME.

I'LL COME OUT WHEN I FUCKING FEEL LIKE COMING OUT.

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[identity profile] threeswordstyle.livejournal.com 2008-06-25 01:05 am (UTC)(link)
Oi. I said shut up and get out here before I change my mind.

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[identity profile] serving-love.livejournal.com 2008-06-25 01:41 am (UTC)(link)
Geez. I'm coming, I'm coming.
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