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I think I've been drinking too much lately. It's messing with my head. I'll end up as brain dead as the marimo one of these days if I'm not careful. Ugh.

So it occurred to me that I haven't yet properly introduced myself, and my previous post probably didn't give the best impression. FORGIVE ME, LADIES!! Excuse my awful behavior and allow me the chance to redeem myself in your eyes~

I'm Sanji, age 19, cook of the Straw Hat Pirates! If you're looking to find the man of your dreams, to share a gourmet dinner for two, to get a back massage, in need of rescue, or simply waiting for your white knight in shining armor to sweep you off your feet, I'M YOUR GUY!!!!! Feel free to comment and leave a number I might reach you at~~ ♥

And all you other shitheads suddenly trying to find the one piece might as well give up now. Title of Pirate King's already taken by my idiot captain.

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LAMBO-SAN WANTS A MASSAGE!!!

Oh~ You're a cook?

Hell no, kid.

The best!

I'M GOING TO BE THE PIRATE KING.

Sanji, look! My icon matches what I said.

You're giving back massages?

'Course you are.

...Yes. Keywords. Good job.

To GIRLS.

I AM.

I'm AGREEING with you, idiot.

Were you impressed?

But I'm the captain.

Was I supposed to be?

You didn't SOUND like it.

And very much not a girl!

Yes.

Doesn't matter.

WHY NOT?!

I didn't SOUND anything, I'm typing at you.

I said in my post you'd be Pirate King!

I can't help but feel that this entry is more like a personal ad than anything else.

Oh. Then sure. Very impressed.

You didn't LOOK like it.

You should have used bigger font.

You are so VERY wrong, Luffy.

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