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I think I've been drinking too much lately. It's messing with my head. I'll end up as brain dead as the marimo one of these days if I'm not careful. Ugh.

So it occurred to me that I haven't yet properly introduced myself, and my previous post probably didn't give the best impression. FORGIVE ME, LADIES!! Excuse my awful behavior and allow me the chance to redeem myself in your eyes~

I'm Sanji, age 19, cook of the Straw Hat Pirates! If you're looking to find the man of your dreams, to share a gourmet dinner for two, to get a back massage, in need of rescue, or simply waiting for your white knight in shining armor to sweep you off your feet, I'M YOUR GUY!!!!! Feel free to comment and leave a number I might reach you at~~ ♥

And all you other shitheads suddenly trying to find the one piece might as well give up now. Title of Pirate King's already taken by my idiot captain.

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I'M GOING TO BE THE PIRATE KING.

Sanji, look! My icon matches what I said.

...Yes. Keywords. Good job.

Were you impressed?

Was I supposed to be?

Yes.

Oh. Then sure. Very impressed.

Impressed enough to make me some meat?

...You JUST had dinner. Seriously. About ten minutes ago.

What? Only one dinner today?

YES ONLY ONE DINNER. LIKE ALWAYS.

We should change that.

We go through food fast enough as it is. Hell no.

I AM.

I'm AGREEING with you, idiot.

You didn't SOUND like it.

I didn't SOUND anything, I'm typing at you.

I said in my post you'd be Pirate King!

You didn't LOOK like it.

You should have used bigger font.

IT'S BIG ENOUGH. THAT WASN'T EVEN THE POINT OF THIS ENTRY.

IT SHOULD HAVE BEEN.

I could have just not mentioned it at all.

WHY WOULD YOU NOT HAVE MENTIONED IT?

Because you broadcast it enough yourself!

BECAUSE IT'S TRUE!

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