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I think I've been drinking too much lately. It's messing with my head. I'll end up as brain dead as the marimo one of these days if I'm not careful. Ugh.

So it occurred to me that I haven't yet properly introduced myself, and my previous post probably didn't give the best impression. FORGIVE ME, LADIES!! Excuse my awful behavior and allow me the chance to redeem myself in your eyes~

I'm Sanji, age 19, cook of the Straw Hat Pirates! If you're looking to find the man of your dreams, to share a gourmet dinner for two, to get a back massage, in need of rescue, or simply waiting for your white knight in shining armor to sweep you off your feet, I'M YOUR GUY!!!!! Feel free to comment and leave a number I might reach you at~~ ♥

And all you other shitheads suddenly trying to find the one piece might as well give up now. Title of Pirate King's already taken by my idiot captain.

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Damn right. Its not like you would stop being an asshole to me, either.

...no. Shut up.

How can something like that be new?! AND WHY ARE YOU TELLING ME.

Got that right, seaweed brain.

Heh. Glasses not your thing?

...Well I could not tell you. Geez, never mind then.

I SAID SHUT UP AND STOP PRYING INTO WHAT I LIKE AND DONT LIKE BECAUSE ITS NONE OF YOUR STUPID BUSINESS.

I just don't think booze can make you like guys.

Shit, I was kidding. I'm just messing with you, what the hell's your problem?!

WELL I DEFINITELY DIDN'T BEFORE.

What the hell's YOUR problem?! You asking me all these pointless questions is starting to pissing me off!

...ask Chopper?

Forgive me for trying to carry on the conversation, next time I won't bother!

Hell no, I'm not going to anyone else about this.

Seemed a lot more like grilling than conversing.

Why me, then.

I was curious about ONE girl, that's hardly an interrogation!

Hell if I know. Look, forget I said anything, alright? I won't bring it up again and I'll stop acting...different or whatever because god forbid I make things weird for YOU.

You were curious about my type, not about the girl.

Oh don't gimmie that you idiot. If you wanna tell me whatever, its fine. I just thought I'd be the last person you'd ever say shit to.

Yeah, well. I can be curious without you biting my head off about it.

Who the fuck else am I going to say it to? Luffy? Nami-san?? Shit. I don't have anything else to say anyway.

Well. Glasses are fine.

You had a pretty good chat with Luffy about other shit. Why not?

...that pie was. you know. decent. last night.

Oh, don't hurt yourself, it doesn't matter. I don't care anymore.

Yeah, and 90% of it went straight over his head. I'll pass on that one.

...Thanks.

So its...when you drink with me or...just when you drink at all...or...?

Welcome.

What, so now you WANT me to talk about it?

Fine. No. I don't. I don't give a shit. Just go off and never drink with me again and visit your stupid brothels.

...

I've only been drinking with you lately so I don't even know the answer to that.

...we could drink tonight. You had a day off, you should be fine now. Right?

I...yeah, maybe. I guess. Sure.

Maybe we've still got enough shit on board to make me tipsy.

Wouldn't count on it. Probably would have to have a giant's share for that to happen.

I'll just drink your share, too.

That'd defeat the purpose of me drinking with you, wouldn't it?

Not entirely.

...nice glasses, shithead.

Edited 2008-06-24 16:44 (UTC)

Don't tell me it's just my company you're looking for.

Way to edit in the 'shithead' part.

Fine, I won't tell you. I'll just go take a nap then.

Shut the hell up.

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