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[serving_love]

I think I've been drinking too much lately. It's messing with my head. I'll end up as brain dead as the marimo one of these days if I'm not careful. Ugh.

So it occurred to me that I haven't yet properly introduced myself, and my previous post probably didn't give the best impression. FORGIVE ME, LADIES!! Excuse my awful behavior and allow me the chance to redeem myself in your eyes~

I'm Sanji, age 19, cook of the Straw Hat Pirates! If you're looking to find the man of your dreams, to share a gourmet dinner for two, to get a back massage, in need of rescue, or simply waiting for your white knight in shining armor to sweep you off your feet, I'M YOUR GUY!!!!! Feel free to comment and leave a number I might reach you at~~ ♥

And all you other shitheads suddenly trying to find the one piece might as well give up now. Title of Pirate King's already taken by my idiot captain.

Comments

Re: [PRIVATE]

[serving-love.livejournal.com]

Me. Because you STILL haven't answered that freaking question and I've been bugging you for DAYS.

Re: [PRIVATE]

[threeswordstyle.livejournal.com]

Well maybe I don't know the goddamn answer.

Re: [PRIVATE]

[serving-love.livejournal.com]

You could've said that in the first place!

What, so you MIGHT?

Re: [PRIVATE]

[threeswordstyle.livejournal.com]

Its none of your business.

Never felt anything either way. I don't think.

Re: [PRIVATE]

[serving-love.livejournal.com]

I know it's not, but I couldn't get it out of my head. For some reason.

Oh. Seriously? Geez.

Re: [PRIVATE]

[threeswordstyle.livejournal.com]

"Some reason" is...?

I like 'em more than girls. However much that is.

Re: [PRIVATE]

[serving-love.livejournal.com]

If I had any fucking clue, I'd tell you.

A lot, I'd say. The only girl I've ever seen you look twice at is that marine girl, and you ran the hell away from HER.

Re: [PRIVATE]

[threeswordstyle.livejournal.com]

Cause you're a gossip queen?

That wasn't because she was a girl. Entirely.

And you just like girls, obviously. I mean. With your idiotic gushing over them all the time. Kinda fucking obvious.

Re: [PRIVATE]

[serving-love.livejournal.com]

No, it's not like I'm gonna run off and tell everyone else. I just...wanted to know.

Oh?

...I don't know.

Re: [PRIVATE]

[threeswordstyle.livejournal.com]

Better not or else I'll kill you.

...maybe it was.

Pretty easy to te--wait. What?!

Re: [PRIVATE]

[serving-love.livejournal.com]

Keep your threats to yourself, marimo, I said I wouldn't so I won't.

So was it or not?

I don't know! I mean, yeah, I like girls, but- the "just" part. I dunno.

Re: [PRIVATE]

[threeswordstyle.livejournal.com]

I can threaten you if I want, dartboard.

Just didn't want to deal with her.

But you've never...what?! I don't get you, asshole.

Re: [PRIVATE]

[serving-love.livejournal.com]

Yeah, yeah, I could kick you upside the head and it wouldn't stop you, I know.

She was cute. Aside from the part where she seemed obsessed with you.

It's...new. I don't- goddammit. Shit. I told you my head was messed up, didn't I?

Re: [PRIVATE]

[threeswordstyle.livejournal.com]

Damn right. Its not like you would stop being an asshole to me, either.

...no. Shut up.

How can something like that be new?! AND WHY ARE YOU TELLING ME.

Re: [PRIVATE]

[serving-love.livejournal.com]

Got that right, seaweed brain.

Heh. Glasses not your thing?

...Well I could not tell you. Geez, never mind then.

Re: [PRIVATE]

[threeswordstyle.livejournal.com]

I SAID SHUT UP AND STOP PRYING INTO WHAT I LIKE AND DONT LIKE BECAUSE ITS NONE OF YOUR STUPID BUSINESS.

I just don't think booze can make you like guys.

Re: [PRIVATE]

[serving-love.livejournal.com]

Shit, I was kidding. I'm just messing with you, what the hell's your problem?!

WELL I DEFINITELY DIDN'T BEFORE.

Re: [PRIVATE]

[threeswordstyle.livejournal.com]

What the hell's YOUR problem?! You asking me all these pointless questions is starting to pissing me off!

...ask Chopper?

Re: [PRIVATE]

[serving-love.livejournal.com]

Forgive me for trying to carry on the conversation, next time I won't bother!

Hell no, I'm not going to anyone else about this.

Re: [PRIVATE]

[threeswordstyle.livejournal.com]

Seemed a lot more like grilling than conversing.

Why me, then.

Re: [PRIVATE]

[serving-love.livejournal.com]

I was curious about ONE girl, that's hardly an interrogation!

Hell if I know. Look, forget I said anything, alright? I won't bring it up again and I'll stop acting...different or whatever because god forbid I make things weird for YOU.

Re: [PRIVATE]

[threeswordstyle.livejournal.com]

You were curious about my type, not about the girl.

Oh don't gimmie that you idiot. If you wanna tell me whatever, its fine. I just thought I'd be the last person you'd ever say shit to.

Re: [PRIVATE]

[serving-love.livejournal.com]

Yeah, well. I can be curious without you biting my head off about it.

Who the fuck else am I going to say it to? Luffy? Nami-san?? Shit. I don't have anything else to say anyway.

Re: [PRIVATE]

[threeswordstyle.livejournal.com]

Well. Glasses are fine.

You had a pretty good chat with Luffy about other shit. Why not?

...that pie was. you know. decent. last night.

Re: [PRIVATE]

[serving-love.livejournal.com]

Oh, don't hurt yourself, it doesn't matter. I don't care anymore.

Yeah, and 90% of it went straight over his head. I'll pass on that one.

...Thanks.