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[serving_love]

I think I've been drinking too much lately. It's messing with my head. I'll end up as brain dead as the marimo one of these days if I'm not careful. Ugh.

So it occurred to me that I haven't yet properly introduced myself, and my previous post probably didn't give the best impression. FORGIVE ME, LADIES!! Excuse my awful behavior and allow me the chance to redeem myself in your eyes~

I'm Sanji, age 19, cook of the Straw Hat Pirates! If you're looking to find the man of your dreams, to share a gourmet dinner for two, to get a back massage, in need of rescue, or simply waiting for your white knight in shining armor to sweep you off your feet, I'M YOUR GUY!!!!! Feel free to comment and leave a number I might reach you at~~ ♥

And all you other shitheads suddenly trying to find the one piece might as well give up now. Title of Pirate King's already taken by my idiot captain.

Comments

[serving-love.livejournal.com]

I'm a COOK, my sense of taste is more refined than yours will ever be, marimo!!!

[threeswordstyle.livejournal.com]

Not if you keep up that smoking, dartboard.

[serving-love.livejournal.com]

Keep it up and I'll start thinking you actually care.

[threeswordstyle.livejournal.com]

Thats a stupid thing to think.

[serving-love.livejournal.com]

Yeah, I know.

[threeswordstyle.livejournal.com]

No way I could care about a dumbass, shit cook like you.

[serving-love.livejournal.com]

YEAH. I GET IT. THANKS.

[threeswordstyle.livejournal.com]

I'm sure the feeling is fucking mutual.

[serving-love.livejournal.com]

...hm.

[threeswordstyle.livejournal.com]

...

DONT HM. I DONT KNOW WHAT THE FUCK HM MEANS.

[serving-love.livejournal.com]

Ahahaha. I know.

[threeswordstyle.livejournal.com]

I mean. More than a nakama or whatever.

[serving-love.livejournal.com]

I know what you meant.

[threeswordstyle.livejournal.com]

...

[threeswordstyle.livejournal.com]

The feelings ARE mutual, right.

[serving-love.livejournal.com]

Do you like guys or not?

[threeswordstyle.livejournal.com]

I'm not talking about this with you on LJ.

[serving-love.livejournal.com]

...Fine.

[threeswordstyle.livejournal.com]

Least you could make it private or somethin.

[serving-love.livejournal.com]

I suppose...

[PRIVATE]

[serving-love.livejournal.com]

There.

Re: [PRIVATE]

[threeswordstyle.livejournal.com]

Who the fuck answers "do you like guys" when someone asks "do you hate me".

Re: [PRIVATE]

[serving-love.livejournal.com]

Me. Because you STILL haven't answered that freaking question and I've been bugging you for DAYS.

Re: [PRIVATE]

[threeswordstyle.livejournal.com]

Well maybe I don't know the goddamn answer.

Re: [PRIVATE]

[serving-love.livejournal.com]

You could've said that in the first place!

What, so you MIGHT?