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[serving_love]

...Hm.

It could look worse, I guess.

...

Actually.

No. It couldn't.

Goddammit. Whatever.

ANYWAY. Straw Hats, we kinda need to...go pick someone up. I told him we'd be there in...oh...negative five weeks. Ahah. Nami-sa—er. Na...mi.....nngh - she says we're leaving right after lunch. So get your shit together!


P.S. I haven't had a cigarette in almost three days. You've been warned. Not that you NEED to be warned, because I'm totally fine.

P.P.S. Chopper says he's gonna take my stitches out tomorrow. THANK FUCK.

P.P.P.S. Zoro is an idiot.



[ooc: SO SANJI NOW LOOKS LIKE THIS. Minus the smile. As he is none too pleased at the moment, haha. \o/]

Comments

[strayswordsman.livejournal.com]

At least m'not a blue-haired, in-withdrawal idiot.

[serving-love.livejournal.com]

USOPP AND I ARE PICKING OUT A DRESS FOR YOU RIGHT NOW.

[strayswordsman.livejournal.com]

Nami already ordered my outfit for me. Just about died laughing, so don't accuse me of cheating you.

[serving-love.livejournal.com]

...What, I wanna see. Not fair, you weren't supposed to just go and pick something out!

[strayswordsman.livejournal.com]

Says who? I said I'd crossdress and I'll crossdress. And you will see. When it comes and I wear it.

[serving-love.livejournal.com]

...

Fiiine. It better not be something lame, marimo.

[strayswordsman.livejournal.com]

No fucking frills, sorry we wouldn't match...but it's most definitely not just some girls' T-shirt and pants, cook.

[serving-love.livejournal.com]

Shut up, it's not like I had much of a choice!! But fine, good, no pants. That works.

[strayswordsman.livejournal.com]

Heh. Anyway, Nami said it should be here in a week or less.

[inyourf-ace.livejournal.com]

Zoro cross-dressing. Hm. THIS I also have to see.

When's the big day?

[strayswordsman.livejournal.com]

FUCK OFF, PORTGAS!

[inyourf-ace.livejournal.com]

Please?

[strayswordsman.livejournal.com]

NO.

[warriorothesea.livejournal.com]

...can I see? I promise I won't show Sanji!!

[strayswordsman.livejournal.com]

...

[warriorothesea.livejournal.com]

So that's a yes, right?

[strayswordsman.livejournal.com]

I'll send you the picture, I guess.

[serving-love.livejournal.com]

Also, I'm not suffering any sort of withdrawal at all. I am totally, completely, 100% fine.

[strayswordsman.livejournal.com]

You're twitchy like a squirrel. And the Luffy can't even eat the cookies fast enough.

[serving-love.livejournal.com]

......Like a squirrel?? What the hell, I am NOT. And shut up, I just felt like baking, so what. It doesn't mean anything!

[strayswordsman.livejournal.com]

Like a chipmunk, then. A chipmunk whose cooking is like a freaking mood-ring.

[serving-love.livejournal.com]

Stop comparing me to rodents, you shitty seaweed-head!! I don't see anyone else kicking up a fuss about me BAKING.

[strayswordsman.livejournal.com]

That's because I'm not fussing, I'm making fun of you. And your nicotine addiction. And your twitchiness.

[serving-love.livejournal.com]

LKJADHLKAS I AM NOT TWITCHY!!!!!!

[strayswordsman.livejournal.com]

...Uh-huh. Point proven.