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...Hm.

It could look worse, I guess.

...

Actually.

No. It couldn't.

Goddammit. Whatever.

ANYWAY. Straw Hats, we kinda need to...go pick someone up. I told him we'd be there in...oh...negative five weeks. Ahah. Nami-sa—er. Na...mi.....nngh - she says we're leaving right after lunch. So get your shit together!

P.S. I haven't had a cigarette in almost three days. You've been warned. Not that you NEED to be warned, because I'm totally fine.

P.P.S. Chopper says he's gonna take my stitches out tomorrow. THANK FUCK.

P.P.P.S. Zoro is an idiot.

[ooc: SO SANJI NOW LOOKS LIKE THIS. Minus the smile. As he is none too pleased at the moment, haha. \o/]

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Oh shut the hell up.

When's that supposed to arrive, anyway?

I dunno, sometime this week.

Getting nervous yet?

Che. No.

You should let me and Luffy do your makeup. We're practically pros, you know.

...Eh? I don't need makeup.

...obviously you DO. You'll look weird and half-assed if you dress up as a girl with no makeup.

Make-up on me won't make me look any more like a fucking girl.

It'll HELP! And you're gonna need all the help you can get.

Whatever. If I have to—which I'm not saying I do!—I'll get actual girls to do it, thanks.

...hey, I could do a really great job, you know! I'm the best artist on the crew, easy!

What does that have to do with it? You and Luffy practiced?...I'm not letting you near my face with that stuff.

Well it's basically painting, right? ...oh yeah, I guess you don't remember that. Robin helped though, and she knows what she's doing!

Maybe, but you've already said you want me to look dumb.

...I don't remember saying that. You probably just hallucinated it. Too many blows to the head.

Psh. I'm gonna look stupid enough already. No, long-nose, you aren't doing my makeup.

I could give you final veto power, though! If you thought it looked bad, you could wash it off!!

...Why do you and the cook both want to doodle on my face so bad, jeez.

I dunno, something to do? I just think it would be kinda fun! And anyway, how often am I gonna get a chance to put makeup on you? I gotta take advantage!

...Che. I think that's the cook's reasoning, too.

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