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[serving_love]

...Hm.

It could look worse, I guess.

...

Actually.

No. It couldn't.

Goddammit. Whatever.

ANYWAY. Straw Hats, we kinda need to...go pick someone up. I told him we'd be there in...oh...negative five weeks. Ahah. Nami-sa—er. Na...mi.....nngh - she says we're leaving right after lunch. So get your shit together!


P.S. I haven't had a cigarette in almost three days. You've been warned. Not that you NEED to be warned, because I'm totally fine.

P.P.S. Chopper says he's gonna take my stitches out tomorrow. THANK FUCK.

P.P.P.S. Zoro is an idiot.



[ooc: SO SANJI NOW LOOKS LIKE THIS. Minus the smile. As he is none too pleased at the moment, haha. \o/]

Comments

He definitely just did. XD

[warriorothesea.livejournal.com]

...heh. You're right, Zoro. I guess it's too late to do anything about it now; you're stuck with the one Nami already ordered. Too bad.

Okay, I get that it's not REALLY a houserobe, but HOW is that less casual than normal clothes??

[strayswordsman.livejournal.com]

Well. Yeah. ...Changed your mind, huh?

They just are! It's less common to wear them when it's not an occasion.

[warriorothesea.livejournal.com]

It's like you said; it can't be helped right now.

...what kind of occasion, feeling too lazy to put on pants?

[strayswordsman.livejournal.com]

...Exactly.

No, you moron. Like formal dinners and festivals and weddings and shit.

[warriorothesea.livejournal.com]

...so did people normally not wear pants at ALL on your island, or what?

[strayswordsman.livejournal.com]

PEOPLE WORE NORMAL CLOTHES, WHAT THE FUCK. STOP TRYING TO PISS ME OFF.

[warriorothesea.livejournal.com]

Obviously not ALL the time!! How am I supposed to know??

[strayswordsman.livejournal.com]

Have you ever seen me wear anything besides regular clothes?

[warriorothesea.livejournal.com]

Well, I'm gonna soon, that's for sure!!

[strayswordsman.livejournal.com]

Oh shut the hell up.

[warriorothesea.livejournal.com]

When's that supposed to arrive, anyway?

[strayswordsman.livejournal.com]

I dunno, sometime this week.

[warriorothesea.livejournal.com]

Getting nervous yet?

[strayswordsman.livejournal.com]

Che. No.

[warriorothesea.livejournal.com]

You should let me and Luffy do your makeup. We're practically pros, you know.

[strayswordsman.livejournal.com]

...Eh? I don't need makeup.

[warriorothesea.livejournal.com]

...obviously you DO. You'll look weird and half-assed if you dress up as a girl with no makeup.

[strayswordsman.livejournal.com]

Make-up on me won't make me look any more like a fucking girl.

[warriorothesea.livejournal.com]

It'll HELP! And you're gonna need all the help you can get.

[strayswordsman.livejournal.com]

Whatever. If I have to—which I'm not saying I do!—I'll get actual girls to do it, thanks.

[warriorothesea.livejournal.com]

...hey, I could do a really great job, you know! I'm the best artist on the crew, easy!

[strayswordsman.livejournal.com]

What does that have to do with it? You and Luffy practiced?...I'm not letting you near my face with that stuff.

[warriorothesea.livejournal.com]

Well it's basically painting, right? ...oh yeah, I guess you don't remember that. Robin helped though, and she knows what she's doing!

[strayswordsman.livejournal.com]

Maybe, but you've already said you want me to look dumb.

[warriorothesea.livejournal.com]

...I don't remember saying that. You probably just hallucinated it. Too many blows to the head.